Rob Rogers for September 29, 2023

Nothing burger. And they KNOW it. But their agenda doesn’t ALLOW them to deal with reality and they’d rather be crazy / cultist than change their agenda.

The republi*cons* should be totally embarrassed but don’t have sense enough to know it!

Maybe Doctor Strange can help conjure by making the MAGAts disappear into another universe.

They should try the Chinese water torture cell next …

Nothing up my sleeve… PRESTO!!!

Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho!

Can’t wait for the visual of them running these stupid hearings while the government is shut down…

If there’s nothing to be found, why is the left so deranged?

The media needs to stop calling this farce an impeachment inquiry. Trump’s DOJ formally stated in January of 2020 that the House cannot hold an “impeachment inquiry” unless a formal vote is held authorizing such an inquiry. No such vote has taken place. Therefore the hearings that House Republicans are currently holding are not an “impeachment inquiry.”

The great wahooni !

Dear Republicants: budget first, impeachment later (if ever)

Any “evidence” the Repubs produce will actually be pulled from a certain bodily orifice.

GOP:" Let’s shut down the country so we can have time to look for Biden’s corrupt evidences. Pull them out of our ars if we must."

“Impeachment is going to die unless we do something. Clap your hands! Clap your hands and say, ‘I believe Republicans!’” —Representative Pan, R-Neverland

The GOP has demonstrated for several years now that it has no ideas, no morals, no honesty and no ethics, so they wage culture wars and run fake investigations. Thus the exodus of moderate Republicans from the party.

This is just real expensive, high profile mudslinging. They are counting on the accusations to inflict damage on Joe’s campaign. It’s like accusing Republicans of taking unnatural liberties with barnyard animals. While it might not be true, at least I hope it’s not, it’s the accusation that counts.

FOR THE MAGAts WHO STILL APPROVE OF WASTING TIME AND TAXPAYER MONEY AS THE SHUTDOWN IS IMMINENT

If you cannot make the connection then maybe somebody can give you a Hansel and Gretel version so you can follow it.

Your reliance on “impeachment investigations” to justify your position for an inquiry is laughable. The impeachment investigation that aired yesterday is being ridiculed not only by the “liberal media” you hate so much but by multiple Fox talking heads too.

Fox picked up where they left off prior to Gym Jordan and Gomer blowing smoke where there is no fire. It was a comedy show from the start when the witnesses that they called, including Turley, basically said that there was no reason or evidence for the consideration of impeachment.

Why don’t MAGAts believe what they can see and hear coming from credible witnesses and not Chinese arms and oil dealers (Gomer’s and Gym’s whistleblower) who are hiding somewhere in the world? Why do MAGAts think it’s OK for military and government workers to go without a paycheck during a shutdown but Gomer designates his staff as essential personnel?

Surely you cannot disagree that McCarthy permitted the Gomer-Gym Clown Show to open because he gave a bit of offal to 10 crazies in the House because he fears he will lose the Speaker position. It’s obvious that his days are numbered. He is running out of ways to keep herding Krazy Kats.

Keep looking, bet he (or his kids) had at least one ticket for an overdue book from the library.

Try this …‘’Hey Rocky, watch me pull an impeachment outta my hat…oops wrong hat.’’

To paraphrase the 3 or 4 Republican witnesses at yesterday’s investigative exploratory committee meeting. “Ain’t nothing there.”

Republicans are liars and losers who want to overthrow USA democracy.

There’s nothing impeachable to find. Give it up already and do what you were elected to do, take good care of the Nation. Remember the United States of America? Not your pocket book and prestige.

It’s okay when the democrats do this.

It is not necessary to bring evidence of malfeasance to light; it is enough for the republican base to have the appearance of “looking”…

That trick never works!

REPUBLICANS DEMAND BIDEN TELL THEM WHY THEY ARE IMPEACHING HIM

Maybe if you say “Open sez me.”

Read this in Mr Google

“ Republicans want to drain impeachment of meaning as a future tool of presidential accountability. The covert goal is to feed citizens’ cynicism about impeachment.”

In the future impeachment , instead of being a disgrace, will be like a badge of honor.

I think I see one of the issues. When I listed to it closely it sounds more like “Bippity Boppity”. If you don’t get the enunciation right you don’t get any magic.

Another great one! Keep up the great work!! Perhaps we can smack down on those stupid worthless time and money wasting republicans!!!!! Fiddle farting around while they let the country slide into oblivion. Man I can’t wait until it’s time to vote against these dimwits.

If they keep looking, they hope to stumble on something. After all, the Republican Party has accepted being corrupt or at least corruptible to be a requirement to be in their party, so they can’t believe that everyone else isn’t as corrupt as they are.

Kind of reminds me of a trainer that had a 3 Day Eventer for sale. One of his prospective buyers trainers loved this horse. However, she really didn’t want to buy from him (I’m thinking now, because he was gay), so had more than one vet do a soundness examination on the horse. Finally, one does an X-ray that shows a small, but well healed, no displacement fracture on the horses sesamoid bone. Vet even tells her, it’s nothing to worry about, but she uses that to convince her trainer it’s not the right horse for her. Of course, you know what happened. Someone else bought the horse, showed him successfully, and often (if not always) beat the horse the woman did buy at events, never failed the soundness checks required at three day events.

I repeat: The Russians helped the malignant narcissistic psychopath.

“Because we determined not to make a traditional prosecutorial judgment, we did not draw ultimate conclusions about the President’s conduct. The evidence we obtained about the President’s actions and intent presents difficult issues that would need to be resolved if we were making a traditional prosecutorial judgment. At the same time, if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, we are unable to reach that judgment. ACCORDINGLY, WHILE THIS REPORT DOES NOT CONCLUDE THAT THE PRESIDENT COMMITTED A CRIME, IT ALSO DOES NOT EXONERATE HIM.

page 182 of actual Mueller Report; page 444 of "The Mueller Report with related materials, Washington Post, 2019.

Abracapocus! Hocuscadabra! Walla Walla Washington!

It was nothing in 2018, and it’s not gonna be anything.

This is just like Clinton. It’s just some more political “hackery” The people like what he is doing so the Nazis are hoping to find non-existent dirt on him…even if they have to make it up.

Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo is my FAVORITE!

Great artwork Rob ♥♥

They’d have better luck pulling evidence out of their @$$

So which is it Reds? Joe Biden is a doddering old fool or the greatest criminal mind in America?

So then I assume that the Bidens will be suing Hunter’s former business partner for defamation.

Actually, they’re trying to pull it out of somewhere else

Ironic, isn’t it, that after 4 years of Russia hoax and two impeachment failures, the left accuses the Biden investigation as being groundless. Just hold this cartoon — save it — until Biden Family crimes are itemized in court and lead to convictions. Then laugh at this cartoonist — but weep for the nation.