Pickles by Brian Crane for October 21, 2023

It’s…it’s…FROWNgirl!!!

She surely has makeup remover.

I don’t know, she usually looks a bit grumpy to me.

When the accident happened, I immediately thought of Alex in “A Clockwork Orange” putting on his eye makeup for a night on the town.

When this arc began, I said “Run, Roscoe, Run”…it looks like he has; he hasn’t appeared these last couple of days…

Knuckle-Under Woman!

Knuckle-Under Woman!

All the family’s afraid of you

And the painful glare you possess

In your white curly permanent

And your frumpy granny dress —

Forgive my blunder,

Knuckle-Under Woman!

“I am woman, hear me roar”!

She’s Mad Woman!

And you can decide if you think it’s mad angry or mad crazy. Or both.

I have feeling Earl is in the bathroom using her eyebrow pencil.

Like she needs more power.

Wipe that look off your face Opal!

Yes he have. My husband is fortunate, I do not my eyebrows.I have been reading comics different place and not on chrome.

Opal thinks she has other superpowers. She needs to tell us what they are.

But do you know?

Dog saliva! After all it was his fault.

So Opal’s got the eyebrow thing, and her sister hasn’t washed her hair in a month

Why didn’t she wipe it off and redo it? What idiot will walk around leaving it, nor didn’t notice it while looking in the mirror Leave makeup to the mimes and clowns.

What…….. no comment from the PEANUT GALLERY..?

Mr. Spock eyebrow?

Opal has learned something from this. It’s close to something I tell people on occasion – if you want people (including, and maybe even especially strangers) to talk to you, either get pregnant or put a band-aid on your forehead.

Is makeup really making any difference with her? (Cue the genderist remarks).

This one gave me a huge chuckle! Love it.

Uncle Leo!

The power of getting the old stink eye from your partner!

I knew there had to be some reason women shaved off their eyebrows and drew them back on.

Ever think of washing it off?

Use your assets as necessary.

What was her old superpower?