Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 21, 2023

Groan…Dave, go stand in the corner.

Worse, his gastroenterologist say he has a semicolon.

I’ve had those before.

Wait until the doc tells him about his semicolon.

And his wife is having her period.

Very good word play!

Tres amusant !

Too much meat and cheese and he’ll have a full colon

At least his exclamation point hasn’t fallen off

His mom and dad as students wrote their papers on the subject for their PhDs. Appropriately it was the parent theses.

Bigfoot lives!

Not only is he missing a toe on his large foot, but his ankle is swollen too!

He needs to see a Grammar Surgeon.

sounds pun-ful…

Will run-on sentences be in his future? Stay tuned.

Looks like there’s some foot surgery in your future! So… brace yourself!

{self}

Will he be asked t’risk surgery?

ROFLMAO! HYSTERICAL‼️‼️‼️

Don’t quote me but I think those are quotation marks.

Is this real? Or is he being punctuated?

I hate when my foot goes to sleep during the day. That means it will be up all night. Thank you, ladies and germs. I’ll be here all week!

Well, it took me a couple of seconds, which I attribute to it being early and still dark outside. Well done.

Oh my! Forty lashes with a wet noodle, Dave! Ya know!

George Carlin would have been proud of this joke. He loved word play. This reminds of his joke: He’s got beer nuts. The final stage before the dreaded cotton balls.

Could be worse, you only have 4 instead of 5, and as we charge by the toe… you get a discount.

Wee, wee, wee … all the way home …!

( irrelevant, yet all wet )

This one gave me pause.

I’m comma toes reading this comic strip.

And your nose is in a vegetative state.

Good one! Love the pun in the fact that the toes are actually commas!

Years ago I spilled kitchen cleanser on my bare feet. I was Comet toes for two days.

he likes party invites that say “comma as you are”…

Better comma toes than missile toes.