B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 17, 2023

TFB can hissy fit circles around that

Uh oh! Removing the mattress tag is evil and maybe even illegal.

You have to start somewhere.

“Where’s that Garden of Eden I keep hearing about? I have a plan…”

I tore one off when I was 10 and wanted to see if I would get arrested.

For younger readers, mattress tags used to have the statement “Do not remove by penalty of law”. This was for purposes of quality control, and was meant for manufacturers, who would sometimes tear the tags off mattresses and resell them. This lead to the misconception that you could get arrested for tearing the tag off your own mattress. In the 1990s tags were changed to read “Do Not Remove by Penalty of Law Except by the Consumer”.

What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

My wife sees Satan every week for evil lessons.

I have no idea how much she charges him.

What do you call a waffle’s evil twin?

Its alter Eggo.

What’s an evil hand’s favourite sport?

Bad Mitten.

The evil queens mirror as been stolen.

Police are looking in to it!

What do evil nuns all have in common?

Bad habits.

What do you call evil fabric?

Satin

Fangs for the warning!

Coulda been worse … coulda been a waterbed mattress.

He’s BBBBBBBAD.

So farewell hope, and, with hope, farewell fear,

Farewell remorse! All good to me is lost;

Evil, be thou my Good:…

Although I think Milton had something a little more evil in mind.

Starting off in the “minor leagues” then?

This is how it starts. All the girls call you bad. You realize young girls like bad boys. So turn to crime and evil just to live up to their expectations. Then after 3 to 5 in the big house. You realize older girls don’t like bad boys, they want a good provider. Now, no one wants you. Well except for Jane, and she just wants to pulverize you!

Oh are you in trouble now. You removed the label that only the owner is allowed by federal law to remove. I see a pounding in your future from the fat broad.

And yes I said it. I have been reading this strip since the early 60’s and that is how Jane is referred to since the strips inception and I’m not changing now.

The devil made me do it??

If that is the property of the ‘slightly overweight’ maiden, snake had better grease his skids and sl-i-i-i-de.

There’s a pillow biter joke in here somewhere but… let’s not go there.

Hey, slither over to Phoebe and Her Unicorn; there are some eeeevil creatures there right now who could probably teach you.

DUDE!! That’s a federal offense. You’re going straight to the big house. The slammer. Prison!! OMG …unless you own the bed of course.

It’s a good start on evil. I doubt it’s his mattress.

Next, he’ll be stepping on snails

Novice evil doers have to start off somewhere. Baby steps, baby steps. Then on to more diabolical endeavors!.

Mr(s) Snake is filling in for B.C. today, because he is on another job. https://www.gocomics.coM/wizardofid/2023/10/17

This reminded me when in TMNT, Michelangelo narrated a black and white, old detective style episode. He listed the laws that the culprit broke including removing the labels from mattresses.

You wild little rebel!

California Law Enforcement is knocking on the door of your pit.

Had to come here to figure out what was in the third frame. Comics are too small in my local paper to read the tag.

See today’s Wizard of Id. (Oct. 17)

You’re not evil! Snakes aren’t evil! Although, by the look of your fangs, you may be venomous so I won’t be petting you if we should meet. Too bad …

baby steps / baby slithers

Unforgivable action!!!