Is it an insult for Darryl to say ""For a woman o your age, you’re quite youthful looking"? Or does Wanda need the full-on denial of “You look like you’re 25, dear!”
I remember one night, I think I was 25. I’d gone out with a large group of acquaintances, maybe eight or ten of us. We were sitting at a long high top in a bar. The server started at one end of the table and worked her way around. Everyone ordered alcohol and she checked IDs for each member of the group. When she got to me I already had my license out, but she didn’t ask to see it. She did card everyone after me, though.
I knew full well that I looked older than 25—already had quite a bit of gray in fact—and I was at the point where I generally considered getting carded to be a nuisance. But I did think that, if she was going to card the rest of a large group, she really should have carded everyone
einarbt 8 months ago
Change the subject.
danketaz Premium Member 8 months ago
Senior citizen discount check?
rekam Premium Member 8 months ago
He should have stopped while he was ahead.
Uncle Kenny 8 months ago
However old they are, I’m older. And I still have to show my ID at the State Liquor Store.
BenGMan 8 months ago
Rude.
Jeff0811 8 months ago
“…for someone so wise.”
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 8 months ago
Legal.
iggyman 8 months ago
Open mouth, insert foot!
figuratively speaking 8 months ago
“For someone who’s, you know…put up with me all these years, made such a great family, takes such good care of us all.” Might work. Let me know.
bmckee 8 months ago
A mother of three.
Just-me 8 months ago
If he misspeaks, he’ll look funny with her toothbrush stuck up his nose.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 8 months ago
I got carded when I was 28 (10 years over the age limit) but a year later I bought my first business and my looks rapidly caught up with my age.
SquidGamerGal 8 months ago
Just say it. We all know your wife is practically a mummy!
elbow macaroni 8 months ago
Most stores now ask for ID regardless of appearance.
jconnors3954 8 months ago
You were doing so well!
Willywise52 Premium Member 8 months ago
Wanda WAS gonna reward him,but now…
ctolson 8 months ago
Time to end this conversation quickly and with minimal damage.
Suggestion: .. has put up with me for all these years and raised three kids.
mourdac Premium Member 8 months ago
While we’re talking, do I need to lose weight?
Doug K 8 months ago
… for someone who’s … uh … whose fiends don’t look quite so youthful.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
over the hill…s and through the woods to grandmother’s house we go. Don’t you love that song, honey?
HOTLOTUS1 8 months ago
so you can order online, send an eighteen year old uber driver to pick it up. hmmm loop hole
brick10 8 months ago
… who has had to put up with me for all these years.
pheets 8 months ago
Yeah, she’s got a toothbrush. And she knows how to use it!
Zen-of-Zinfandel 8 months ago
Does Wanda belong to a wine club with a reading problem?
tremaine53 8 months ago
Is it an insult for Darryl to say ""For a woman o your age, you’re quite youthful looking"? Or does Wanda need the full-on denial of “You look like you’re 25, dear!”
Sherlock5 8 months ago
“over 21.” There! I finished Darryl’s sentence.
christelisbetty 8 months ago
Darryl, the correct way to end your statement is:“For someone who is married to me.”
amatulic 8 months ago
He looks like he’s brushing his nostril in the last panel.
ladykat 8 months ago
Not so young anymore.
Daltongang Premium Member 8 months ago
Ah yes, they wily ways employed by the retail world, find em, flatter em, and fleece em.
John Jorgensen 8 months ago
I remember one night, I think I was 25. I’d gone out with a large group of acquaintances, maybe eight or ten of us. We were sitting at a long high top in a bar. The server started at one end of the table and worked her way around. Everyone ordered alcohol and she checked IDs for each member of the group. When she got to me I already had my license out, but she didn’t ask to see it. She did card everyone after me, though.
I knew full well that I looked older than 25—already had quite a bit of gray in fact—and I was at the point where I generally considered getting carded to be a nuisance. But I did think that, if she was going to card the rest of a large group, she really should have carded everyone
wildlandwaters 8 months ago
…and it was going so well!
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 8 months ago
“…. somehow old enough to drink.”
John M 8 months ago
For some who’s married to Darryl
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 8 months ago
Almost 30 years ago I dated a guy who thought it was hilarious that I was I.D.‘d and he wasn’t
The Quiet One 8 months ago
Darryl, quit while you’re behind.
UlrigJaeger Premium Member 8 months ago
I was wondering what state(s) do that but see that it’s Californication and now also PA. Oh how nice to live in a free state!
Jogger2 8 months ago
One store chain told their employees they have to check the I.D.s of those who look 35 years old or younger.
raybarb44 8 months ago
She’s holding that toothbrush in a very threatening manner so choose your next words carefully as they may be your last…..
pamela welch Premium Member 8 months ago
Should’ve quit while he was ahead!
Aladar30 Premium Member 8 months ago
So this is why she was happy? Not for the good wine?
Taracinablue 8 months ago
“…had three babies.”
j_m_kuehl 8 months ago
did you get the senior discount
ToneeRhianRose 2 months ago
Haha! (^▽^)