Pickles by Brian Crane for November 08, 2023

“But what if I have no women?”

I didn’t see that coming and I LOLed for real. Well done!

After watching his grandparents, Nelson may decide on the single life permanently.

The answer is always “No”. [There is always something they can see or think of that you can do (better).]

Join the Army, their slogan “Be All That You Can Be”

NFS!! (That’s live radio shorthand for “No kidding!”)

Yes, they will.

And they will always tell you that you are not.

Earl, if you want Nelson to feel depressed about the future, you’re on the right path here.

The Critics will always be there.

Yeah, but you’ll never get there. According to the women, anyway.

Sexist

If not they, someone will. Life never lets a guy go along without an occasional slam.

Ain’t THAT the truth…….LOL

Amen brother!

A real grandma would clean up his mess for him.

Everything I know about husband-wife relationships I learned from “the king of the castle,” Ralph Kramden.

They’ll let you know you’re not… ever

You’ll know when you take responsibility for your own sh*t and quit perpetuating uneven gender expectations.

atta boy Earl….atta boy!

Opal’s right, kids need to be taught how to clean up after themselves. Nobody should have to be told to do so.

They don’t care if you are the best “you”, they just want you to be useful.

Very funny but,Kind of sad because it’s true!

They are extremely helpful that way.

If Nelson hadn’t left his crap all over, gramma would not be calling him to do it. Don’t blame Opal for not wanting stuff all over the kitchen, some items of which could be dangerous for Roscoe.

Women, also, are not always correct and don’t always have the best motives. I did once heard a mom say moms are usually right, but always assume always right.

And your teachers, siblings, grandparents, aunts and uncles, cousins, friends, Scout Master, minister, and eventually boss, police outside your car window, other drivers, coworkers ….

Hopefully Nelson will fall for a woman who is nice to him.

Another “yes ma’am” is on the way. Good luck my lad.