Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 02, 2023

Well at least there’s somethings that ChatGPT can’t replace. Oh, wait…

Work for Netflix?

Yep. Gonna say that fits most of what passes for entertainment on tv these days. Characters are flatter than a page of comics.

That’s easily solved via diet and inspiration. Try a tuna salad sandwich with pickles before bed, and follow it up with some Lovecraft or Chambers. If that doesn’t stir things up enough, then it’s time to bring out the silver bullet, Welsh Rarebit and Winsor McKay.

Let’s just hope you aren’t spending hundreds of millions producing them.

My dreams have been very confused lately.

Unpredictable because you wake up, and then have to face reality.

Yes, like last night my dream was about. …. Oh no, forgot again. Where’s my to do list? Drats! At least my socks match this morning.

I had a terrible nightmare last night. I dreamt it was 2023 and I was reading a newspaper.

I remember when I was taking Chantix all those years ago; they would have been good enough for David Cronenberg’s seal of approval.

Hallmark channel is into dreams now?

Most of my dreams end up on the cutting room floor

I heard bad “Dreams” when a bar band tried to cover Fleetwood Mac.

Thought I was having a nightmare….turned out I was awake.

Sounds like mine, but with no endings.

Mine nearly always end abruptly (by waking up) with no proper resolution… but I still wish there was some way of recording them; they occasionally have really interesting plots

When movie critics dream.

There are too many weird plot twists in mine and I wake up confused!

If the House GOP intrudes on my dreams, I get up and drink warm milk.