Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 24, 2023

Better be Kosher.

What was your rush? You’re two years ahead of schedule.

7-Eleven was founded in 1927. Slim Jims were invented in 1929.

Oh man. Now I’m going to have to rewrite that story.

Unfair!

Should have gotten some scratch tickets.

All beef, one hopes …

Are those Slim Jims gluten free?

Mary and Joseph weren’t asking for or expecting any gifts.

It looks like their headwear/crowns should have gold and jewels they could give.

don’t forget the pork rinds…

Even that sheep is thinking “For real?”

The three wise guys.

Hysterical!

Merry Christmas everyone! ☺️

You know me… I would’ve brought a gas station burrito and a Red Bull…

¯\(ツ)/¯

That looks a little like those old cigarette ads.

Trump EFT’s

What, no Little Tree?

Best you check the expiration date, wouldn’t want to be responsible for ruining the main event.

Sean the Sheep is rolling his eyes and wondering how he got there!

I once saw a woman buying cheap toys from a gas station convenience store on Christmas day. She was getting some odd looks from other customers. I had to remind myself that I knew nothing about her, and didn’t know her story.

Merry Christmas everyone!

As reasonable and what the story tells.

Merry Christmas to ewes all!

And so it was, the Beloved saying, it’s the thought that counts, was born.

What, they were outta Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups?

since it’s probably unclean meat, they couldn’t have accepted it.

Later, they became fish, bread, and wine.

It makes no difference because those guys were not at the manger anyway.

As long as they’re not pork.

what no Big Gulp to wash it down, should have gone for the 4 year old hot dog

I love the cow!!!!! Don’t eat them in front of the cow!!!!!! :)

Oh man…that reminds me…gotta do my last minute shopping at the local Exxon station!

Fleece Navidad, Ralph