Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 24, 2023

Just wait until he starts to sharpen his claws.

Santa, give him an empty box.

Just wait until the giant inflatable elf tries sitting on his lap.

My cat is on my lap, and yes, I hate to have to get up and disturb him.

This is it. This is all he wanted. May everyone get a little bit of something like that (at least for a little while) this Christmas.

Give him a belly rub, then wish for band aids.

A cat that big gets to sleep wherever he wants

The purr-fect gift!

A cat falling asleep on your lap is Nature’s way of telling you to take a break.

Funny thing is, that’s the Real Santa! Corporal Mittens just ruined Christmas for children everywhere!

Hmm, tough call here.

If Santa gives him a back rub and rub his ears, will Corporal Mittens purr contentedly, or try and scratch his eyes out in a #MeToo moment?

Sheer survival instinct on Santa’s side here.

Santa wasn’t very cat-wise there, was he?

He’s learning, he’s learning…

Thus every beast by some good spell

In the stable dark was glad to tell

Of the gift he gave Emmanuel

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I have four cats and the second panel literally made me LOL!

Laser pointer?

Cutie Cat!

Mittens secretly covets the chair

Good luck, Santa. Just get up fast and he won’t know what hit him!

Mittens got what she wants for Christmas!

And his purring is like getting a massage.

Feline paralysis strikes again.

I just wanna know if the reindeer wear helmets when Santa visits space.

Every cat person understands.

Santa has C O L !

I’m surprised Santa is still awake. This Santa nap will be all Corporal Mittens needs for Christmas.

refer to today’s Dogs of C-Kennel

Blessedly better than the Corporal needing to knead, shedding shredded red.