Strange Brew by John Deering for December 26, 2023

Well, playing a fish won’t make him any less popular.

First decision: use a pick or not.

You can tuna instrument, But you can’t tuna fish !!!

By the latest when he tried to blow a “Pipefish” and a “trumpeter” for a new “Rockling” Roll experience, his old man kicked his “āholehole” and threw him (Tr)out…

It’s all about the bass, ‘bout the bass…

That’s so yesterday’s Brevity.

Nice change from all the elves and santa themed comix.

The problem with written lists. He requested a bass so he could play sole music.

That Bass is so big, it must be tuned in the Key of Sea.

Gotta love the English language. Two, to, too. Won, one. Read/read, lead/lead. Entrance the noun, entrance the verb…..and so on. I thought I had troubles learning a foreign language, but it’s nothing compared to learning English as a second language. XD

Thank you. I just choked on my coffee.

The truth about the formation of “Hot Tuna”…

Learning scales…..

What’s the difference between a bass player and a pizza from Domino’s?

A pizza from Domino’s can feed a family of four.

You have to be on the right scale!

oh my cod…are you kelping me? you’re giving me a haddock

the fingering of the scales can be hard on some bass instruments, but on this one, it might just be a bit slippery. of course, once it’s dried out you can use some lemon fretboard spray to keep it polished. I do like the style BUT I’ve always preferred the standup old-fashioned type. just something about the wood and depth of nonelectric sound. could this possibly be a glimpse of Zack in his teenage years? js

Where do you plug in the amp?

Bass is easy to play. It’s no treble at all.

He wants to provide the accompaniment for the Fish Slapping Dance.

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E

Good for the bass! It bit his nose and broke his Jaws as its last act

Very funny!

Depends, are you downwind or upwind?

When I worked for Sharper Image (corporate office IT) one year the big Christmas item was the singing bass walk plaque.

Bass…not bass!!

If he can’t try out for Phish, he can always try out the fish.

It’s not Billy.

You can tune a bass. You cannot tune a fish. (REO Speedwagon, my apologies)

but you can’t tune a fish…..