Anybody that asks “Do I look fat in this?” already knows that they are fat, otherwise they wouldn’t ask the question. So the best response is definitely “Yes”. Lying to them will never get them to face reality. And that applies to pretty much everything.
My step niece did work with the pygmies in Africa. She found them to be exceptionally honest; sometimes brutally honest. They told her that they felt sorry for her because she was too ugly to get a husband to take care of her: she’s white, she’s tall (even by Western standards) and she’s too skinny (Not that she thinks so, but apparently pygmy men like women with “meat on their bones.”)
Pygmies also think that Americans and Europeans are stupid: you can’t leave them out in the jungle for a minute on their own without them getting into some kind of trouble.
a) Why do women ask the question? b) If clothes make the man, then why don’t clothes make the woman? Should they walk around with no clothes on? Or wear a poncho or something to hide their body?
I am reminded of an older commercial for a cereal. The man is sitting at the table looking at a newspaper (I did say it was an older commercial) and his wife walks in behind him and asks that stupid question. without his eyes every leaving the newspaper he replies “you betcha!” or something to that effect. I loved it! My aunt and I always joke with that question. The answer is always yes! Like when my goats like to rub against me it makes wherever they rubbed huge! :-) LOL
Asharah 9 months ago
Will he live to regret that?
yoey1957 9 months ago
Studies have shown that women who carry around a little extra weight tend to live longer than the men who mention it.
BigBoy 9 months ago
To be resolved shortly
blunebottle 9 months ago
“Do these jeans make me look fat?” said no man ever.
seanfear 9 months ago
he’s up to no good….
gammaguy 9 months ago
In it? Yes.
Because of it? No.
j_m_kuehl 9 months ago
No, doesn’t matter what you’re in. You’re just fat. But Hey, thanks for asking.
deojaideep aka Courage 9 months ago
He ded!
BigDaveGlass 9 months ago
Honest, but just as sarcastic……
Doug K 9 months ago
She didn’t even need to finish her sentence.
[No matter how she finished the sentence, it would not have changed his answer.]
_lounger_ 9 months ago
this is not gonna end well
jmworacle 9 months ago
Dead person walking.
Imagine 9 months ago
Anybody that asks “Do I look fat in this?” already knows that they are fat, otherwise they wouldn’t ask the question. So the best response is definitely “Yes”. Lying to them will never get them to face reality. And that applies to pretty much everything.
Purple People Eater 9 months ago
The movie Liar, Liar showed what can happen if a person is completely honest for just one day.
markkahler52 9 months ago
Clubbing to follow…
Frank Salem Premium Member 9 months ago
This will probably get him a fat lip.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe 9 months ago
Remember what her original name was, the fat broad
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 9 months ago
followed by spending more time in the ER
Just-me 9 months ago
“Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues.” Proverbs 17:28
dflak 9 months ago
My step niece did work with the pygmies in Africa. She found them to be exceptionally honest; sometimes brutally honest. They told her that they felt sorry for her because she was too ugly to get a husband to take care of her: she’s white, she’s tall (even by Western standards) and she’s too skinny (Not that she thinks so, but apparently pygmy men like women with “meat on their bones.”)
Pygmies also think that Americans and Europeans are stupid: you can’t leave them out in the jungle for a minute on their own without them getting into some kind of trouble.
petermerck 9 months ago
No. But that’s one fat dress.
ChessPirate 9 months ago
[WHAM!]
“I resolve to keep my mouth shut…”
ladykat 9 months ago
Uh-oh. You’re probably in trouble now.
rockyridge1977 9 months ago
Keep walking Curls and then……….RUN!!!!!!!
rshive 9 months ago
This anything does.
b.john71 9 months ago
he has a death wish
jagedlo 9 months ago
When ACTUALLY KEEPING a resolution gets you in trouble!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 9 months ago
If you can’t handle an honest answer, don’t ask the question.
Mediatech 9 months ago
“It’s not the dress that makes you look fat. It’s the fat that makes you look fat.” – Al Bundy
mike75035 9 months ago
Don’t women ever notice that big bulge in thier seat backs from their phones?
wolfgang73 9 months ago
If you have to ask then you probably are
I'm Sad 9 months ago
a) Why do women ask the question? b) If clothes make the man, then why don’t clothes make the woman? Should they walk around with no clothes on? Or wear a poncho or something to hide their body?
Watchdog 9 months ago
Pow!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago
“It’s a trap!” said Admiral Ackbar.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago
When a woman asks you a question with uncertain consequences, play deaf or play dead! If all else fails, Yukon Cornelius says: “…run like crazy!” ;-p
bigger Nate 9 months ago
To be honest that’s not gonna end well
DKHenderson 9 months ago
Let’s hope that Jane’s resolution was to leave her club in her cave!
daleandkristen 9 months ago
Dead man walking…..dead man walking….
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 9 months ago
“No, it’s the light of the sun making you visible.”
zeexenon 9 months ago
Big butt, big bσσbs.
KenDHoward1 9 months ago
Well, honesty is the best policy, so it’s been said … but, timing and tact really should be exercised, with caution … Just sayin’.
falcon_370f 9 months ago
There should be another panel with him flattened, and her walking away with her club on her shoulder
EXCALABUR 9 months ago
not an intelligent reply
Nobody_Important 9 months ago
I am reminded of an older commercial for a cereal. The man is sitting at the table looking at a newspaper (I did say it was an older commercial) and his wife walks in behind him and asks that stupid question. without his eyes every leaving the newspaper he replies “you betcha!” or something to that effect. I loved it! My aunt and I always joke with that question. The answer is always yes! Like when my goats like to rub against me it makes wherever they rubbed huge! :-) LOL