The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 04, 2024

She’ll get booted out in no time.

That house was made solely for her.

they got booted out of their last place!

Maybe she’ll get a kick out of it.

Who is going to foot the bill for this place?

It’s tiny… she’ll have to be the sole resident.

Talk about big booty!

She neglected to divulge she’s on fertility drugs.

I just hope this salesman in not a heel!

For the buyer, I hope it is a step in the right direction!

If he tries to charge too much, she’s going to have to put her foot down.

She’ll be the one who has to make the payments; her husband is a loafer.

A variation on the nursery rhyme:

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.

She had so many children that it was a scandal.

But then they grew up and they all moved away

And so the old lady moved into a sandal.

I have no idea where I read this, so I can’t credit the author.

The smell is a bit strong right now, but we have odor eaters on order.

Hopefully, she can shoehorn her furniture into it.

The rhyme never mentions a father. Didn’t he (or they) have anything to do with the situation?. Why or why not?

Apple Cobbler for dessert.

To get through the cold winter, it’s been insole-ated.

Correct. And a frayed shoestring, at that.

Watch out for those Bogeymen!

Seems like she should take a bus and bring the children so she can measure it for size

And I hear this home has a lot of sole. Also, we’ve just had the aglets replaced. The tongue has been screped and the throat was pressure washed. We’ve had several Nunn Bushes planted. The Keds will enjoy the big back yard.

She wasn’t really THAT old. She just looked it due to taking care of all those kids.

Be sure to shake out all the mouse droppings and spray for toenail fungus first … and shouldn’t the company be forward looking Centuary22 now?

She’s now the neighborhood gossip. No one wags a tongue like her.

I like big booties and I cannot lie

You other Mothers can’t deny

When you’ve got too many kids

And your life is on the skids

Pull up your laces

Put on happy faces

And get down with a little sole

But do you know? You mean you can get a house for shoestring?

How much did Century 21 pay for that product placement ?