Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 17, 2024

Free the tata’s!

Do your boobs hang low?

Can you swing ’em to and fro?

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Can you tie ’em in a bow?

I wonder what kind of terrible infection causes a red scribble. Or vice versa.

Thanks for this, Teresa. I always titter for teat jokes!

Cold hands don’t help either.

…well…

…they did say I’d grow hair on my palms and my vision would blurr…

One thing dairy farmers watch out for is poor udder attachment.

I think one of the first episodes of “All Creatures Great and Small” showed the vet clear a dairy cow’s blocked teat, in order to get her “running again on four cylinders.”

Carnation milk is best of all,No t*’s to pull, no s**t to haul;No buckets to wash, no hay to pitch,Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-b****!

Now we know what made the cow jump over the moon.

Having monitored for several years the world’s dum.. oops, the world’s most challenged, Daisy Gardner would beg to differ.

They have a new line of licensed shirts from vintage [Adult Swim] shows, including Cow and Chicken.

Answer: “… physical teat damage.”

Question: Name one phrase you didn’t expect to read today on the internet.

poodle bites poodle chews it

Stay away from the wringer.

Those flowers look like Cosmos. I love Cosmos!

A very well-timed PSA for these cold winter months. Bacteria don’t take vacations.

This could be a public service announcement. Animals need to be treated humanely.

If I squint sideways the words are clear.

Mastitis and brucellosis

just do it softly

Utterly ridiculous.

Living next door to a factory dairy farm, I saw first hand the horrendous affair it can be. Most of what I witnessed would be inappropriate to comment on here.

Frankly, my dear, the lore of milking machines is all a blur to me!

I thought it was just a tug here and a teat-tug there….

…lavender hand lotion…

…but I suspect milking a cow is better than manually collecting a stallion by the Crump method…

Crisp succinct words can’t speak to the heart. Only blurry ones will do

reddit r/surreal could use some of your comics. There are lots of viewers there too.