The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 03, 2024

Only a Genie outlives a Twinkie

Be careful what you wish for.

as a bonus, you get cream filling! At least Twinkies aren’t banana flavored any more…

With immortality, you want health and youth to be permanent as well.

Too funny

It’s true!

He may have already been a twinkie; the genie was just given an obvious solution!

He could have turned him into fruitcake. They hang around a pretty long time.

Amerind saying, “Only the rocks live forever.”

He won’t last long if RJ gets hold of him

I thought he was going to turn him into Keith Richards

In 2,000 years he’ll have quite a comedy act.

Turn him into a spore. According to Wikipedia, “…spores from salt deposits in New Mexico have been revived after 250 million years…” (https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/List_of_longest-living_organisms).

Now put him in an embarrassing video and post it. Eternity GUARANTEED!!

Wow, that takes the cake!

There’s always a catch!

“People want to live forever, but then they complain about boredom about nothing to do on a rainy Saturday afternoon.”

Twinkies used to be delicious

Or a cockroach. They can even survive a nuclear bomb.

So-o-o-o Twinkies last forever? Are they real food?

“Live”

The genie could also have turned him into a McDonald’s french fry.

And there ya go…

James Dewar invented the Twinkie. Had to look it up.

“I ate a twenty year-old Twinkie!”

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=KaMKia2ZMGY

Hopefully he figures out how to get off the planet before all life becomes extinct in 250 million years or enveloped by our sun turned red giant in 7 billion years

well… don’t be anywhere near someone who enjoys those or that forever thing is gonna end real quick… :g

Who the heck would want to live forever in this screwed up world?

LOL!

Very funny!

“Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.”

FAME!!!

You will. The only question is, “Where?”

Shoulda been a fruit cake…

Funny

“You call that a living?”

A tardigrade tun would work, too.

I recall when genies had a color that ranged somewhere along the spectrum of natural human skin color. Along came Disney and now they’re all blue.

Yawn, Nothing like mining urban legends for humor. 45 days is hardly “forever”.

tastecooking.COM/twinkies-really-last-FOREVER/

Kieth Richards body is already taken.

Jay Leno had a joke about the creator of Twinkies. He died years ago, but no one could tell.

Well, they helped me make it to 80.

The origin of Twinkie the Kid!

So Twinkies will last forever, not just because of the preservatives, but because nobody eats them anymore.

Stupid genie….LOL!

and his wish was granted in the twinkie of an eye…

A silly, perpetuated myth, for some reason. It is a baked good and does indeed go bad.