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“…Of course, deliveries are backed up for 6 months!” Ed shrieks, goes all Hiroshima on…a storefront that has not been seen since 1950. At least Tom knows his audience: Angry old relics.
Who cares how old she is? Who says she’s not desirable anymore? There are plenty of older men who would love to date her. I’m almost 65 and I wouldn’t want Cranky hugging me like that, I’d push him away and tell him to keep his hands to himself unless he wanted me to call the police!
The woman who was kissed unwillingly died at 92 and is buried with her husband at Arlington National Cemetery. The sailor died at 95 and was never charged.
I get what this event is referencing. I realize they’re just cartoons and not real people. It’s still a creepy thing to depict, without at least showing the character being smacked or pepper sprayed.
J.J. O'Malley about 1 year ago
Hahaha, random unwanted sexual advances are funny!
Ironically, Ed is old enough to have done the same thing on the actual V-J day.
Bill Thompson about 1 year ago
That’s Crankshaft, once again celebrating VD Day.
TomJones2 about 1 year ago
He’s not kissing her: he’s turning her into a Crankpire.
eromlig about 1 year ago
Or V-UPX Day, as it were. Great imagery, Tom and Dan!
Out of the Past about 1 year ago
Pretty cute. I’m a sucker for WWII stuff.
Blu Bunny about 1 year ago
All right Ed, he still has fire in him and not just his grill and house.
Blu Bunny about 1 year ago
3rd panel that was removed, Ed laying on sidewalk after she smacks him with that bag that has a brick in it.
billsplut about 1 year ago
“…Of course, deliveries are backed up for 6 months!” Ed shrieks, goes all Hiroshima on…a storefront that has not been seen since 1950. At least Tom knows his audience: Angry old relics.
Kitty Queen about 1 year ago
A late life romance?
j_m_kuehl about 1 year ago
Ed, You could of shopped local
B UTTONS about 1 year ago
BREAKING NEWS! School bus driver arrested for sexual assault.
Macushlalondra about 1 year ago
Who cares how old she is? Who says she’s not desirable anymore? There are plenty of older men who would love to date her. I’m almost 65 and I wouldn’t want Cranky hugging me like that, I’d push him away and tell him to keep his hands to himself unless he wanted me to call the police!
Doctor Toon about 1 year ago
Ed’s statement to the police will say: “I don’t know what came over me, it was a sperm of the moment thing”
gammaguy about 1 year ago
See you in court, Ed. And I don’t mean tennis court.
Fetzee about 1 year ago
They delivering those seeds to Ed in prison
SquidGamerGal about 1 year ago
Don’t relax just yet! Now those workers have been taught they can get their way through striking!
Yermo Adam about 1 year ago
No way I am going to LIKE today. SEXUAL ASSAULT is not innocent fun.
oakie817 about 1 year ago
holey likely lawsuit, Batman!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 year ago
Tomorrow, we meet the woman’s husband;a retired pro wrestler
Mopman about 1 year ago
Add that to the other charges Ed should be facing.
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
You’re going to be in trouble, Ed.
rockyridge1977 about 1 year ago
Oh the passion of it all!!!!!
tcayer about 1 year ago
Talk about ICK! I first thought he was walking with Pam! Not that this is any better.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
VJ Day was a celebration…the sailor kissed the girl out of joy and not for any other reason. Cranky is just celebrating!
The Gun Doctor about 1 year ago
This comic should come with a trigger warning. Normal people should just bring popcorn.
Mopman about 1 year ago
I do like how the news reporter is stunned into silence by what he is witnessing.
DonKellyStudio about 1 year ago
Soooo I’m guessing Snoopy randomly kissing the girls in Peanuts is NOW sexual assault too?
JPuzzleWhiz about 1 year ago
“Ed, don’t — the guy on the TV in the window can see us!”
lemonbaskt about 1 year ago
ok a tv in the window in 2024 ? plus how is it so loud ed can hear it unless he just bought miracle ear
chief tommy about 1 year ago
Very funny and evocative of V.J. Day — Aug 15, 1945
Al Fresco, the Librarian about 1 year ago
The woman who was kissed unwillingly died at 92 and is buried with her husband at Arlington National Cemetery. The sailor died at 95 and was never charged.
not my real name Premium Member about 1 year ago
He’s just helping take out some food stuck in her teeth.
Gent about 1 year ago
This not funny. This just disgusting.
David Rickard Premium Member about 1 year ago
Please let the woman have a mace. Not “a can of mace,” a mace—the big iron club used by medieval knights.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 1 year ago
Can’t paste link, but search on [photo man kissing woman returning from ww2].
CrazyLady Premium Member about 1 year ago
Crankshaft’s woman friend won’t be happy about this. :-/
JonnyT about 1 year ago
I get what this event is referencing. I realize they’re just cartoons and not real people. It’s still a creepy thing to depict, without at least showing the character being smacked or pepper sprayed.
steve7701 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I skipped thru the thousand or so daily negatives…this is just plain funny!