The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 20, 2024

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    ronaldspence  9 months ago

    looking for wood and straw as well

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    Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago

    So the shirt got stuck in his teeth when he ate grandma. That took me a few seconds and a second look.

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    “My, what large eyes you have! And why are they in your mouth?”

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    cmxx  9 months ago

    Why did Grandma wear a shirt with mirror-image print on it?

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    SteveHL  9 months ago

    Is Big Bad Wolf out of copyright like “Steamboat Willie” Mickey?

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    iggyman  9 months ago

    Quite an aftertaste!

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    PraiseofFolly  9 months ago

    As Grandmas go, that one DID seem kind of stringy.

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    gammaguy  9 months ago

    “He” is actually a trans-grandma.

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    Wouldn’t “World’s Best Grandma” be backwards reflected in the mirror? Why is the shirt hanging on the floss to begin with?

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    So many questions!!

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    Slowly, he turned...  9 months ago

    I don’t remember eating that!

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    Direwolf  9 months ago

    Ewwwww.

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    duckman26  9 months ago

    The mirror image should be reversed. Or else Grandma went around with a shirt with the print reading backwards.

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    Just_Karl  9 months ago

    To everyone commenting on the writing on the shirt, maybe it is WE who are in the mirror universe, looking out into the “real” world. (Deep thoughts for the early morning.)

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    fjc007  9 months ago

    You’re supposed to remove the wrapping before you eat.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 9 months ago

    More blood!

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    jango  9 months ago

    Next up…pepto bismol

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    uniquename  9 months ago

    Is there a red bonnet in there too?

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Grossly funny!

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Poor Gramdma! She didn’t know what hit her…..

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    Queen of America  9 months ago

    I might have solved my Christmas trip quandary. Solvang. Haven’t been there in years. In fact, it was the first Christmas trip that we ever took after we got married. My sister drove down from San Francisco to meet us. It was there that I decided I had cooked my last big holiday meal. We’d gone out for dinner to a buffet place and I got up to get more of something. Brad commented that I NEVER had seconds. I looked at him and said:I have not been up since 3 AM slicing, dicing, chopping, mixing and bakingI do not smell like turkey and dressingMy feet are not killing me.My back doesn’t hurt.Someone else is going to wash all of the dishes, pot and pans. Someone else is going to figure out where to put the leftovers in the fridge.I have cooked my last big meal.

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    Later: “What well-flossed big teeth you have, Grandma.”

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    Yes, you should.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    That’s what he gets for wolfing down his meals.

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    jsimpso1  9 months ago

    See, Mr. Hilburn, the really funny thing about mirrors is that they’ve recently started to reverse things left to right and not up and down, so Grannie’s shirt must have been printed backwards.

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    This may actually be a porker-corker.

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