Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 25, 2024

He has no appeel

When he leaves in his hot rod, he always peels out.

Yeah, he leaves them laughing when someone steps on him!!!

If I were Bernie I would have gone the potassium route.

He thinks he has a-peel, but he still impresses nobody.

Ban an appeal

He always up to monkey business eh.

Say what is that green one?

Bananas are a good source of potassium, so take that, you other fruits.

Oh, and technically not a fruit.

ANNND, according to MythBusters, not good at making people slip, either!

I’m so disillusioned.

Which one is Bernie.

It seems like none of the other fruits in the bowl has a sense of humor.

I still love you, Bernana.

Bernie’s full of it….potassium that is

I beg to differ. To me, Bernie has a peel.

Just had to slip that one in, huh?

Bernie should impress someone. He’s the only one with a movie/cartoon career.

No thank you to the avocado.

besides physical comedy, physical desires

Bernie has lost his a-peel!

“They even dropped my name in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, ‘Hercules Goes Bananas.’ And don’t even get me started on how many times the Minions mention me.”

I never understood the toaster. I put bread in and in a little bit toast comes out. No idea where the bread goes.

Hey banana, why don’t you split!

He’s a great source of potassium. Slightly radioactive potassium, I was given a whole-body scan at work and the technician could tell I had just eaten a banana.

Physical comedy, indeed…

Avocado

And a great source of Potassium, Fiber, Vitamin B-6, Vitamin C, and various other healthy compounds. The banana is one of the most healthy fruits (berry) there is.

He should have said “I’m radioactive!”

Oh you slipped up on this one

He has no a-peel

He doesn’t fit in with the jam session.