That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 19, 2024

“Would one of you gentlemen show this lady to the change room? She seems to have lost her way.”

It’s nice that you brought me a date/

Though she seems a few pounds overweight:/

It would have been great/

Had you come before eight:/

For a three way your just a bit late..

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Dictation will be with Kelly sitting in a chair not your lap.

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This painting takes its title from a ballet written in 1881–1882 by the French composer Edouard Lalo (1823–1892).

The slender storyline of the ballet, set on Corfu, tells of a slave girl passed between two wealthy playboys on the turn of a bet. The Moroccan melodies on which the ballet is based are reflected in the Arab-style clothing of the girl in the painting.

In case you’re interested:

https://en.m.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Namouna_(Lalo_ballet)

Namouna is a ballet in two acts and three scenes, with music by Edouard Lalo, choreographed by Lucien Petipa and premiered in Paris in 1882.

(No, as far as I know there is no nudity in performance of the ballet — thus far.)

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It looks a little like she has a baby bump, which would mean she already has experience working in an office like theirs.

You made your point, I’ll turn on the a/c

Our office had cubicles, and HR didn’t allow nudies posted on walls unless you could not see them from outside. He’s breaking the rules.

Looks like those “guys” have completely lost track of the coffee machine.

One thing that is worse than that dream where you show up to work without any clothes on is when you realize you ain’t dreaming.

“I didn’t think I was going to have to see naked people at this job!”

Sorry, Cleo all our personnel are servicing other customers at the moment……

“This is our newest model. Take ’er for a spin and see what you think.”

" I know you say that there’s only eunuchs working here, but just look at her! Someone put her up the duff! "

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First, we need to get her a photo id key badge.

Seriously, nothing to laugh about. :(

Crazy Cora: Don’t worry, on a new job it’s quite common for things not to go well at first. (Quigley Down Under)

“Sire, we discussed this before, you need to be more specific!”

Gawd!

This strikes me as too sad to be funny.

Namouna: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:1887 orientalist paintings" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Ecosia search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Namouna, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this huge painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3272 (February 19, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there pointing to very sparse info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.

“That ain’t no way to treat a lady!”

you did such a good job, Helen so show the others how to undress.

“Namouna,” 1887

She definitely needs caffeine. She seems to have forgotten something on her first day on the job.

In 2024, flesh tone is the new black.

“Excuse me, but where is the Returns desk? This one is leaking…”

I wrote a string of maybe four limericks here last night and was too busy to come back to this site until now, about 19 hours later. They have all disappeared and are not on my Profile Page either. The “Likes” I clicked for other people’s Comments last night are still there. If, for some reason, I have been exiled again, it does not follow the usual pattern. No one here seems to have missed my contributions, but I will attempt to recreate what I can remember below. If someone reading this would respond in some way, I would appreciate it. Thanks.

/// To his harem comes Achmed, the bold,

The oppressive hot air

makes wives strip then and there,

but he dresses in layers— (he’s cold!)

“Really Mr Coleridge, are you expecting me to believe she is a person on business from Porlock!?!”