Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 11, 2024

“I wondered why the calendar seemed to be getting closer. Then it hit me.”

Thankfully, my calendar is on the other side of my room. It’s 1:09 AM, and nothing bad has happened yet. Here’s to hoping!

Well somebody got up and tore off the March 10 page.

Time to gets back to works, ya lazybones!

Poltergeist.

be glad it wasn’t a colander…

WELL almost nothing

Beware the eleventy of March!

There’s this cat that sympathizes with you, Horace!

Just have some lasagna and get back under the covers.

Only three more days until Pi Day. Will Horace get a pie in the face on 3.14?

It could be worse Horace, “in 1958 American B-47 accidentally drops nuclear bomb 15,000 ft on a family home in Mars Bluff, South Carolina; creates crater 75 ft across, bomb without its nuclear capsule.”..!

Monday said no, get up and ruin someone else’s day too. :J

Even worse, you forgot to reset your alarm clock yesterday and now your an hour late for breakfast!

Poor Horace is day’zed and confused.

plenty can happen in bed ;+)

Doesn’t it just figure, Horace? Get up and face the day! ☺️

That never worked for Garfield, why did you think it would for you?

Daylight Savings Time Monday.

March math-ness: Monday plus Daylight Savings minus Circadian Rhythm equals Calendar Falls on Head.

It’s almost spring, but the calendar thinks it’s fall.

Great gag!!

Do “NOT” ……… put anything that can fall on your head ……… anywhere over your bed ….. ;)