That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 19, 2024

The artist called this Un Moment Volé — but it should be called Un Moment de Violation.

/// As a teen boy he’d practiced and planned

how to unhook a bra with one hand.

He’s more skillful now. Grown.

When he got her alone,

used his teeth to unclasp her pearl strand.

Honey! Not in public!

Virginia, being deflowered for the third time today.

(Hey, don’t knock it – it payed the bills)

“Let me pop that zit for you.”

“Back” the ripper biting her zipper!

The wife hired a private eye painter to catch the hubby in an affair.

My! you ARE good with the tango. It takes two you remember.

It’s the old Heimlich maneuver, I know it well.

Fifi la Femme began to do her lap dance before the gentleman even had the chance to sit down.

“Frank! Not in front of the children!”

“Guess who!”

“The mailman? The milkman? The meter reader? Oh, Darling … you’re home early!”

Michael knew Laurie loved to roleplay, and that the ‘helpless dressed up woman’ was her favorite.

Groucho and Margret Dumont restage one of their scenes for the artist.

Rare painting of the Heimlich Maneuver in action

Oh ya!!! Thats the spot!

Vampire with bad aim but Good Taste!

The heifer bucked and kicked, but still he rode on…

For a split second, I thought the artist had weirdly forgotten to color her hands and forearms. Then I saw the top of the glove.

He’s engaged in a sneak attack:/

A sudden onslaught from the back/

At the moment it’s based/

In the realm of her waist,/

But soon he’ll be fondling her rack..

Amazingly, Albert Guillaume never had to pay a male model!

Ooh, Dr Heimlich! Is that a maneuver in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

“That’s not where my G-spot is, you idiot!”

“Ooooo yeah, baby, that’s the spot. More, more!”

“Thop jerking, my tongue ith thuck in your thipper!”

“Mrs Smith! We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s warranty expiration…!”

The romantic tickle attack seemed like a great idea, until she threw up all over his expensive suit.

A stolen moment: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Undated paintings" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string moment, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly B4 paper size, oil on panel, painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3289 (March 19, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 3 works by him have been used here, the January 24, 2024, strip being the prior.

Must have been tough to pose for this painting!

Oh Jeremy, I love the way you play hide and seek…..( a little higher…)

The Smith’s back scratcher was so lifelike and had scratchers in all the right places.

Please stop, Dr. Heimlich, that tickles.

Bissou, bissou…ooolala

kind of an unfair advantage attacking a lady in a corset who can barely breathe as it is

That’ll be the last time he wears braces while he tries to unsnap her bra with his teeth.

The artist is talented – can suggest the woman is enjoying it with a few facial paint strokes (and her body positioning).

“George, it was only a game of Twister!”

Rare portrait of Buffy and Angel, the later years.

“Un Moment Volé”

JUST BACK UP A BIT TO FINNISH THE TANGO.

Bad aim or was Barnabas Collins needing to see an Optician?

An indisputable truth is it doesn’t matter where, or how weird it looks; if the woman is enjoying it – you continue.

More like attempted rape.

The date’s not unknown. Wasn’t it from the June 1985 copy of Playboy? At least that’s what my friend told me.