Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 10, 2024

Is a good boy!!

Or girl.

Takes a licking, keeps on ticking

He may have come home alone, but he’s happy! – And so is his dog!

Nice doggie.

If you knew how he moisturizes his skin, you’d think twice about kissing him.

Dog drool for the face?

He’s not great at moisturizing, but the cat who owns me is an excellent exfoliator.

Does the dog know that she pressed her lips onto his face?

LOL!

He’s a keeper, lady!

I love their choice of food! Meatballs and nothing else! :-D

yuck

Awwww…

Ha! That does explain why you smell like dog butt.

He’s pretty good at holding his licker.

Of course. The dog has been home alone, confined, miserable, bored out of its mind. It’s glad to see a dust bunny.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh.

I wonder if he used to have hair????!!! LOL. :)

Q: Moisturize?

A: No thanks, my eyes moisten themselves.

The best moisturizer there is! :-)

I hope he has his licker license.

Bester kind of moisturizer.

“Moisturize” alway refers to oils. A dog licking your face actually removes the protective oil layer and covers it with a protective saliva layer. :)