Herman by Jim Unger for April 09, 2024

I’ll just pedal myself down, that OK?

I do not know how that Schwinn got there.

One in a million doc, one in a million.

Easy as falling off a bicycle.

That’s prolly gonna sting when they pull it out.

Here’s a future spokesman for Bicycle Safety.

“…if frogs couldn’t hop, I’d be gone with the Schwinn.” – Kermit the Frog (The Muppet Movie)

Are they going to wheel him down?

Must be the local emergency room.

He tried to cross a bike lane

He looks kind of tired.

The cost of a bicyclectomy will hurt more than the actual operation.

X-rays are okay, it is MRI’s that are terrible.

He took an insult literally, someone told him where he could put his bike.

The doc “Spoke” too soon.

The doctor shouldn’t need an X-ray to see the problem.

Where’s his bike helmet? Never ride without one! Bad things could happen.

“I think we can save the bike.”

He’s going to have a tough time getting through airport security

Still looking for the horn??

“I was taking the bus when somebody else decided I was biking there.”

Good golly! How’d he manage to do that?!

The preliminary examination is you have some kinda growth there.

He’s wheely hurting.