A trucker friend of mine holds that there are only two seasons here in Indiana: winter season and construction season. This seems to be only half true, or winter runs along for most of the year since the roads, especially in large cities and the interstates, are falling apart.
There was a book in the “Spellsinger” series that made the sensible comment that the shortest distance between two points is…nothing. If there is nothing between two points, obviously they are side by side.
Skylar’s answer suggests (and I stress ‘suggests’) that the humble little ‘burg’ of ‘Tree Tops’is located in the ‘continually under ’Road Construction’ state of Illinois ! ! ! !
dadthedawg Premium Member 7 months ago
Detour…..there’s a muddy road ahead.
epicatt2- 7 months ago
Hmmm… If I were Skyler I would’ve just circled that blank line!
OldsVistaCruiser 7 months ago
Pennsylvania?
Sanspareil 7 months ago
Depends if you are dealing with Euclidean space or hyper spatial non-Euclidean space!
Coopersdad 7 months ago
Most of the roads in the US.
Superfrog 7 months ago
Ironically, the distance between 2 jokes is often a straight line.
Mediatech 7 months ago
There is a shortcut, but it takes longer.
ArcticFox Premium Member 7 months ago
………and never finished.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago
Shortest distance between two points is a cleavage.
Botulism Bob 7 months ago
The shortest distance between two lines is a straight point!
A# 466 7 months ago
A trucker friend of mine holds that there are only two seasons here in Indiana: winter season and construction season. This seems to be only half true, or winter runs along for most of the year since the roads, especially in large cities and the interstates, are falling apart.
bryce.gear 7 months ago
Skylar must live in CT.
JakeJakoubek 7 months ago
“… a set of bizarre circumstances.”
rgulyash 7 months ago
’Tis the season
preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago
or a straight line, whichever you prefer.
Bill Löhr Premium Member 7 months ago
Or behind a school bus.
wirepunchr 7 months ago
Ya I’ve been to Chicago too.
DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s that time of year when orange barrels grow on the highways.
elvira.alejandro 7 months ago
At that rate, Skyler will graduate of elementary school at mid-life crisis.
Prey 7 months ago
Is the time between breaths of an opinionated jer… – person.
timbob2313 Premium Member 7 months ago
True
Plumb.Bob Premium Member 7 months ago
The shortest distance between two points is always full of people who also use Google Maps.
Skeptical Meg 7 months ago
the one with no traffic lights.
elgrecousa Premium Member 7 months ago
Could it be a straight line?
wildlandwaters 7 months ago
Oh! Good one!!
James Lindley Premium Member 7 months ago
Well that’s certainly true here.
Aladar30 Premium Member 7 months ago
Correct! A+!
DKHenderson 7 months ago
There was a book in the “Spellsinger” series that made the sensible comment that the shortest distance between two points is…nothing. If there is nothing between two points, obviously they are side by side.
'IndyMan' 7 months ago
Skylar’s answer suggests (and I stress ‘suggests’) that the humble little ‘burg’ of ‘Tree Tops’is located in the ‘continually under ’Road Construction’ state of Illinois ! ! ! !
mistercatworks 7 months ago
The shortest distance between two jokes is a “straight line”.
Neat '33 7 months ago
Um; the “super train” being built to go from NorCal to SoCal???
MFRXIM Premium Member 7 months ago
…a railroad crossing with a long train.
wlbr549 7 months ago
“You can’t get there from here…”
eddi-TBH 7 months ago
And if it’s not, it needs repair badly.
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] 7 months ago
grain of truth.
bakana 7 months ago
I didn’t know Shoe lived in Atlanta.