Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 13, 2024

If Darryl knew what was good for him, he wouldn’t be making those sound effects. Wanda may be wearing sweat pants, but that doesn’t mean she can’t get out the belt!

(Reporter):Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you seeWhat happened?

Doesn’t every family have a designated streaker?

What a workout!

Background music should be ‘The Streak’ by Ray Stevens.

Diaper should be the first thing you put on Wren before clothes, Wanda.

You’ve been tagged in, Darryl

You walke into this one Darryl.

Don’t be lazy Darryl.

Cue the "Dueling Banjos " song!

Boots Randolph’s “Yakety Sax” would be apt, too.

Yeah! I did!

When my little brother was a toddler, not only would he escape after a bath and run around the house nekkid…but he would sing the chorus from “The Streak” as he did.

Hoo-boy… What is it about toddlers that cause them to take off running the second their clothes are off?

Wren’s take on the Finnish contribution to the Eurovision song contest! youtube.cOm /watch?v=7nidDtyS0Wo

Or the Benny Hill chase music.

Unfamiliar with any banjo case music. I’d have gone with Yackity Sax music.

Stomping Grounds.

Let’s settle in with a cup of Chase And Sanborn and watch the fun… ☕

The banjo kicks in after “Hills that is, swimming pools., movie stars…

That’s right, Wanda, tag him in; you don’t need the sound effects or background music.

Think of the cardio workout

It’s been said that nothing on Earth is faster than a toddler after you say “What’s in your mouth?”

Banjo background over in “That Is Priceless”

C’mon, Wanda! Your legs are at least three times longer than hers. You should be able to catch her quite easily.

The Mississippi Squirrel Revival is hilarious too.

That is priceless.

And the winner is….FEETLEBAUM!!

….or Benny Hill theme.

But think of all the money you’re saving by not having to go to a gym!

Putting on PJ’s or onesie without a diaper . . . ?

It just occurred to me that maybe Wanda was listening to this, when she was pregnant with Wren.