The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 09, 2024

scythe…..(sigh)

It’s going to be a reap-roaring party.

That is an RIP-per costume!

Hit him with a cowbell until he changes into his tux.

And if he won’t change clothes… more cowbell !!

In Scotland, they get dressed to kilt.

When in Scotland, Achmed The Dead Terrorist said to the audience, “I kilt you!!”

You said to wear a “dark” suit!

“Well, this is how I’m ‘c—mings’. How do like your blueeyed boy, Mrs. Death?”

“Ee if you dare go in that costume, you are DEFUNCT!”

Well someone is certainly grim.

… to kill … or to be killed?

Does the Grim Reaper actually kill? I thought he just acted as a guide for souls to make it to the afterlife.

If looks could kill…

Death worked a double shift today, see Pearls Before Swine.

But….For Whom the Bell Tolls???

You get what you asked for

There are bound to be Reapercussions.

HAHAHA – This strip follows Pearls Before Swine in my line up! Go check it out.

I think she was expecting this guy’s brother, the sullen reaper.

Death takes – a girlfriend?

Some people aren’t so good with metaphors.

She’s doing Grim’s dirty work by showing up for the year’s Met Gala. Knock em, Sis!

One of my favorite shows was DEAD LIKE ME. It had Mandy Patinkin and the series was much too short. I still watch episodes on either Prime or Netflx.

So I married a scythe murderer…

At least put some red on that scythe for color!

Must give him a coin, or it’ll become a styx-y situation.

Would you prefer Ted Bundy?

He also has a license to kill. The names Reaper, Grim Reaper.

Is it just me, or does she look like something on a can of tuna?

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

come on baby, don’t fear the reaper costume

The Reaper is one of my favorite Discworld characters. I just read where he picked up Poopsy Lavish in Making Money

killer outfit…

The Grim Reaper doesn’t kill people, he just collects their souls….Kind of an escort service.