I wrote a fake news story (I used to do it on a weekdaily basis) about killer spelling bees. They would stop busloads of tourists and make them spell words. If you got it wrong they would sting you. It became a horror story when people would spell a word correctly and yet still be stung. It turns out bees can’t spell. :)
Imagine about 1 month ago
Took the sting out of it.
Sanspareil about 1 month ago
They seem to be all in the same hive mind!
Ratkin about 1 month ago
Agent X is droning on.
Jml58 about 1 month ago
There is no planet B.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 1 month ago
It’s a real honey of a deal … unless it is a sting operation…
Gent about 1 month ago
Where ya gets that news from? Babylon Bee?
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
This deal will be front page news in the Sacramento Bee.
therese_callahan2002 about 1 month ago
It’s a sting operation.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
They want the pollen delivered to their storage facilities on the celestial object orbiting their planet. They call it their Honeymoon.
gantech about 1 month ago
Hive they arrived at that conclusion?
Lenavid about 1 month ago
Enough with the puns! Just let it bee!
Serial Pedant about 1 month ago
Stop it! All of you!
otforever about 1 month ago
They celebrated with hive fives.
ChessPirate about 1 month ago
They had Seven of Nine?!
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MeGoNow Premium Member about 1 month ago
Wait until she learns that she’s included in the deal. Mars has some stuff the bees want, and well… you know.
royq27 about 1 month ago
Took the sting out of the situation.
Newenglandah about 1 month ago
As the bees head back to their own planet, they sing “Bee it ever so bumble, there’s no place like comb”.
donut reply about 1 month ago
A bee-utiful deal!
mokspr Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well, someone’s sure to bumble it and the deal will fall through.
mokspr Premium Member about 1 month ago
(I thought ‘space honey’ was what you call the women in skimpy, impractical spacesuit on pulp magazine covers.)
geese28 about 1 month ago
Hope there’s no stings attached
ajr58(1) about 1 month ago
Et tu, Pam?
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Plan Bee from outer space!
bobbyferrel about 1 month ago
Oh pun the door. I’m leaving.
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 month ago
I’m skeptical of that plan. I don’t think it’ll fly.
Ermine Notyours about 1 month ago
Hive had it with these puns! The next person to make one gets 20 wax.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
I wrote a fake news story (I used to do it on a weekdaily basis) about killer spelling bees. They would stop busloads of tourists and make them spell words. If you got it wrong they would sting you. It became a horror story when people would spell a word correctly and yet still be stung. It turns out bees can’t spell. :)
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Wow, the puns are flowing today.
Bilan about 1 month ago
As Austin Powers said, “Oh Bee Hive!”
See, there’s still more puns to be made.
eb110americana about 1 month ago
That peace treaty’s big (yeah, yeah, yeah), it’s not small (no, no, no)!
jjwhite728 about 1 month ago
Enough of these STINGING comments!
David Rickard Premium Member about 1 month ago
Panel 3: Rat from Pearls Before Swine floats by in a spacesuit, whacking holes in the window with his baseball bat.
gopher gofer about 1 month ago
that plan is the bees’ knees…
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction about 1 month ago
No need to drone on about it.
Zoomer&Yeti about 1 month ago
They should organize a blood drive on the station, and try to collect as much BEE-Positive blood as possible!