Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 21, 2024

I always wondered what a dog’d do if he caught one.

Reminds me of the geico pig talking to a cop.

Better his head out the window than in the clouds!

I wonder if there are laws on the books somewhere saying driving with one’s head out the window is illegal. Not very smart, to be sure, just not sure if there are laws against it.

“… and assaulting an officer by licking his face!”

He also exposed himself while he was parked next to a fire hydrant.

Better than driving with his face stuck in his iPhone.

Now wait just a dog gone minute! First, I have a Dog License. Second, I wasn’t speeding in dog mph. Third, it’s not Rex-less driving because my name is Rex. Fourth, I did NOT cross the double white line as I’m a breed that has been proven will not turn on you. And finally, I saw you driving with your head out the window as you were looking at me.

Scotty Sceffler here again?

Dim and dimmer

Filling out the ticket in pencil?

Time for your best puppy dog eyes.

A dog looking for his day in court.

“Dog-breath, attempting to bribe an officer with tail-wagging, sad pup-p-p-y eyes… (ͼ﹏ͽ)

Aw, shucks, I’ll escort you home…"

Should’a’ taken a Greyhound instead.

“Step outside the car, paws where I can see ’em.”

For an absolutely fascinating read on how dogs perceive the world (notice I didn’t say “see the world”), as well as mind-blowing info about all sorts of other animal senses (including some above and beyond what we limited humans consider the 5 basic ones), I highly recommend the best book I’ve read so far this century, An Immense World, by Ed Yong.

Paws on the steering wheel and quit slobbering on the ticket!

He is still a better driver than most people in Florida.

Ahh, just give the nice policeman a big sloppy kiss.

Don’t forget he doesn’t have his tags.

That’s one loopy looking dog.

Amusingly, the ad served up with this comic was a Subaru ad with the Barkley family: “Dog tested — dog approved!”

sounds like most of the drivers on the road these days… ☺

Who’s the bad boi?