Close to Home by John McPherson for May 24, 2024

“Anybody here from out of galaxy??”

Don’t quit your day job.

And so’s your routine…

Oh, oh! Sounds like there might be some Polish jokes coming.

Don’t see Bleeb. Maybe on Earth, and this ain’t Earth.

Take my abductee, please.

Hey anyone here take vitamin Enterprise, it is full of NCC 1701 goodness.

Bleeb, where are ya buddy?! These are your people! Sure, the material’s a little old, but you gotta show some support!

Oh well, I guess he’s sleepin’ one off.

He is the Daffy Duck of the aliens: Daffy forgot he could fly, this one forgot he has mind-over-matter capabilities…

And don’t forget to tip your extraterrestrial beings.

I won’t tell what appendage of mine is tired after having $ex 3 times last night.

Someone put Neptunian Stealth Reaper peppers on the tacos. It feels like my propulsion port is still active.

The old starlight room. :)

Then there’s the one about the hitchhiker and the end of the universe.

Ha! Tough crowd.

Somehow it loses something in translation.

It’ll be airing on ComE.T. Central.

I can’t believe Bleeb didn’t have tickets to this show! Ah, maybe he’s working the door as a bouncer. :)

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, and I just can’t put it down.

For people with a warped sense of humor.

Space humor is tough. Hey, you try getting the relativistic timing right as you approach light speed!

Rimshot!

An oldie that isn’t such a goodie.

How deviated is your septum?

Rocket lag