This is just going to be scam letter similar to the telemarketing ones we all get: “You’ve won the publisher clearing house $2 million, press 9 to accept”.
JJ’s shopping list: Welding equipment, butane & torch, scrap metal, drills & drill bits, kiln, various hand tools.Zeke’s shopping list: booze, weed, new tattoos, monster truck, lots of dollar bills for the girls down at the local strip club. lifetime Hooters membership, tractor-trailer full of weed.
BE THIS GUY 5 months ago
Maybe J.J. can now pay some child support.
KennethPrice2 5 months ago
Joanie and Alex left without signing as witnesses. Is the marriage valid. Is Uncle Stupid head entitled to community property?
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 5 months ago
Zeke’s looking for the award for stupidity. He’s always in the running for it, even if he doesn’t win…
SHIVA 5 months ago
He’s already planning on how to spend it!!!
Alabama Al 5 months ago
JJ’s eyes are round and wide, instead of her previous narrow eyes. In the Doonesbury world an indication of naivety. Let’s see where this goes.
snsurone76 5 months ago
The judges must be blind! I’ve seen plumbing pipes that are ore artistically appealing that anything that two-bit Rodin has ever done!!
VegaAlopex 5 months ago
What? No rings on the fingers? I’d thought they had been tattooed.
TheSkulker 5 months ago
This is just going to be scam letter similar to the telemarketing ones we all get: “You’ve won the publisher clearing house $2 million, press 9 to accept”.
BrianMorris 5 months ago
Does this award:
A) confirm a lot of people’s ‘commonsense’ views of art and art-appreciators? OR
B) show that a lot of us (eg, me) have been entirely wrong about aspects of JJ’s life and soul?
erick.robinson 5 months ago
Yeah… this isn’t going to end well … I vaguely remember this storyline
Lantern Premium Member 5 months ago
All we need is your bank account information and your social security number!
eced52 5 months ago
No one would ever accuse you of being a genius Zeke. Not sure they have an I.Q. number that low.
mindjob 5 months ago
After taxes, it’s only 50 bucks
dwdl21 5 months ago
And who nominated her?
gigagrouch 5 months ago
If they don’t live in a joint property state, Zeke’s S.O.L.
GojusJoe 5 months ago
$500,000? Sounds fishy, especially with her questionable talent. Fine print: Please send $1,000 so we can process your winnings.
ladykat 5 months ago
No, Zeke, it’s all for JJ.
tgg 5 months ago
It’s a comic strip
brick10 5 months ago
They are married now. Could be considered “community property.”
JR0602 5 months ago
Good ole predictable Zeke, something for nothing.
fourteenpeeves 5 months ago
It used to be you actually HEARD of the people who won Mac Arthur’s——now you don’t.
to soothe the liberals,it wasn’t named after Douglas Mac Arthur.
Playwright CHArlie Mac Arthur maybe…..
FireAnt_Hater 5 months ago
LOL Zeke is such a worthless POS. Makes JJ look good in comparison.
parkerinthehouse 5 months ago
Can someone really dislike a cartoon character? Asking for a friend.
BuckeyeFanForever Premium Member 5 months ago
I’m moving on to Garfield.
lnrokr55 5 months ago
Oh boy, this is going to work out well……Not! Fun Monday folks. ;-)
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 5 months ago
And how much money does she have to send in to get this award?
eddi-TBH 5 months ago
Forget it Zeke. Building a beer can fort is not a work of genius. On the other hand, what has J.J. done to get their attention?
comicsboi Premium Member 5 months ago
I don’t remember the strip, but wikipedia explains why she got the grant and who nominated her for it.
HodgeElmwood 5 months ago
JJ’s shopping list: Welding equipment, butane & torch, scrap metal, drills & drill bits, kiln, various hand tools.Zeke’s shopping list: booze, weed, new tattoos, monster truck, lots of dollar bills for the girls down at the local strip club. lifetime Hooters membership, tractor-trailer full of weed.
Fuzzy Kombu 5 months ago
Somewhere on that envelope it’s going to say “Publishers Clearing House”.