Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 31, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  5 months ago

    Surprised Musk hasn’t laid Bob off.

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    BasilBruce  5 months ago

    Makes me wonder what Pig thinks the X-Men are.

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  5 months ago

    Looks like an example of the pot calling the kettle black…Dan aka…

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    enigmamz  5 months ago

    No, Lou, what is the guys name!!!!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 5 months ago

    What Musk has done to Twitter is a scandal. You might call it “Elongate”.

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    Katje  5 months ago

    That’s it! I’m having porkchops for dinner tonight! :D

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    X marks the spot?!

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    Differentname  5 months ago

    I like “a few letters short of a keyboard.” But I’ll stick with “doesn’t have both oars in the water.”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  5 months ago

    I think Pig is.

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    ellisaana Premium Member 5 months ago

    Who’s on first, pig?

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    unclebob53703 Premium Member 5 months ago

    On behalf of Bobs everywhere, I object to the use of Bob to denote idiots.

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    SALUDADOG  5 months ago

    I hope Musk is keeping Neighbor Bob supplied with plenty of gruntles. There’s nothing worse than a disgruntled X employee.

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    artheaded1  5 months ago

    Was “few letters short of a keyboard” a saying before? I’m using this from now on.

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    wirepunchr  5 months ago

    Hey Pig look in the mirror.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Is there any way to X-plain this to Pig so he gets it?

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    He gets paid overtime when he works X-tra

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    Michael Helwig  5 months ago

    It’s the X owner that’s a few bases short of an infield.

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  5 months ago

    Thanks Steph

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    old_geek  5 months ago

    Surprised of the lack of Musk envy expressed…

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    gmu328  5 months ago

    … who’s on first?

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    Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago

    Hu’s on first?

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    JoshHere  5 months ago

    Rat and Pig live together. Talking about odd couples!

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    Ellis97  5 months ago

    Homophones can be really confusing, especially when it comes to conversing.

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    John Jorgensen  5 months ago

    Maybe he was fired from Twitter and got a new job elsewhere?

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    sheashea  5 months ago

    I have nothing against Musk. I actually think the man is brilliant, but I sure didn’t understand him changing the name Twitter to X. Weird and definitely confusing.

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    That’s a capital X to you bub!

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    I smell a new Who’s on X? comedy routine coming.

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    braindead Premium Member 5 months ago

    Are you Xitting me?

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    Jeff0811  5 months ago

    He’s a stenographer keyboard in a QWERTY world.

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    X marks the spot! Press X! Oh wait, I closed the window. Oops.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  5 months ago

    Abbott and Costello used to do routines like that.

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    stev0  5 months ago

    The only people who call Twitter X are Elon Musk and guys who want to sleep with Elon Musk.

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    Who’s on first…

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    Get with the program, Pig.

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    swadeparker Premium Member 5 months ago

    Rat would have hit Pastis in a fifth frame.

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    driller  5 months ago

    “Few letters short of a keyboard”. LMAO, I’m gonna have to use that in the future.

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