That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 17, 2024

As it turned out, it wasn’t men Simone had to worry about when she went bathing at the pond.

/// Many D’Espagnat oils share a theme.

(Each can serve as a prurient meme.)

Two young girls share the scene,

just a towel in between.

Bathing naked in woods. (A wet dream?)

What’s with ‘That is Priceless’ this week? This is the second lesbian sexual harassment in the past four days.

I don’t think it’s the legs she’s going for.

In the meadow, suddenly, a portal to hell opened up and Cate Blanchett rose up to drag our hapless heroine down.

I am not that kind of woman!!! …but how long will it take?

Sure, there wasn’t a lot of pay in being a countryside chiropractor, but, ahh, the benefits….

this painting has certainly made a French impression on me.

“Not again. This is the second time this week I’ve been sexually assaulted in these woods. Maybe I should put some clothes on.”

Oh, not now, dear. I’m still feeling a little unfocussed after last night.

If it’s lesbian scenes you require/

D’Espagnat is your man – he’s no liar./

But Lautrec did them better/

Although he was heter-/

Osexual – though never a “sire”.*

*Lautrec painted lesbian scenes from life in houses of ill repute.

Dinner time!

Olivia when I said let’s go skinny dipping…..I meant swimming in the lake…….

oo la la!

“What do you mean, I’m late for the shaving ritual”?

So that other woman didn’t find any ticks, huh? Let me look. I’ll do a much more thorough job searching for them.

Bather: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Georges d’Espagnat" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string 20656, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this large painting, except for currently any Christie’s website webpage. Christie’s website was hacked in the last week and is currently still down. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3323 (May 17, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by him have been used here, the May 14, 2024, strip being the prior.

The other girl was a red-head, this one’s a brunette. Which means there are two nude women wandering around the woods getting harassed. Must be stressful.

I prefer the butt.

that’s it dear move the towel just a bit to the right.

“Did you say tomorrow? I say you can move in today!”

I beseech you, next time; don’t try so hard to lose at strip poker! (e.g. give me a chance to lose …)

Come a little bit closer, you’re my kind of man.

Well, I’m impressionisted. :)

Sometimes, instead of playing tackle, playing Touch is much more fun!

“No, dear, I asked you to help me look for my CAT!”

My eyes are up here.

The Diner, album cover?

For Monday:

The ferryman seems distracted:/

His client’s adversely impacted../

A fortune’s in peril/

While he flatters that girl/

A law ought to be enacted!

Huh. My comment about this being lunchtime seems to have been deleted….