Herman by Jim Unger for June 01, 2024

It doesn’t say I learned anything.

yes, as a janitor

Not only that, but he majored in English and graduated at the top of his class.

And sadly, it’s true.

He looks more like a stool pigeon from a cop show.

He’s very edjumakated.

A friend used to say he spent several years at a college in Oxford, he was part of maintenance team.

But no job experience

Hooked on phonics scores another one.

But did “he” learn to use the correct pronouns?

But it’s the ‘after years’ that count, nest see pa?

It doesn’t say anything, you have to read it.

Another trump university graduate.

He was an artes majer.

It’s my friend that made the resume, he can’t spell either

Let’s not get personnel…

Majored in phonetics.

♩♪♬♫♪ I spent four years prostrate to the higher mind, got my paper and I was free… ♩♪♬♫♪

@Jim Unger – That is really funny…..

Sounds about right regarding the (Poison) IVY LEAGUE schools today. Those who can’t do now teach?

It checks out, probably protesting something dumb he had no knowledge about but got him many likes from th other morons

That’s about right nowadays.

Unfortunately, that’s just about every young person in the office.

Must have gone to Harvard.

Hmmm. Odd. No jokes about a football scholarship.

Go ahead and blame A.I. for that.

But the resume did what it is supposed to do — give some idea of the kinds of work for which he’s best qualified.

You probably use more physics than you realize. Like when you toss a wad of paper in a trash can.

MTG before she bleached her hair.

“Yup. And muh cuzin Jethro Bodine spent twelve years in first grade.”

“Actually you see it was a golf college and we had to yell FORE quite a bit.”

Masturz Dugree in Edjukasun