Just ONCE I’d like to see a monster movie where, surprise, surprise, tanks and jets are effective. “Oh no, that giant monster is about to destroy the skyscraper!” F-16 launches Sparrow missile, blows its head off. YEAH, TAKE THAT, MONSTERS! Tyrannosaurus rampaging down the street, soldiers open up on it with machine guns — it goes down a bloody mess. Yep, that’s what would really happen.
The last panel has the same energy as that one video of a dad saying “ow” every time his son bonked him on the head! Ah, today’s comic is an enjoyable read!
thevideostoreguy 5 months ago
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of Hammie.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 5 months ago
Hammie’s fearless, selfless, and relentless
no wonder Jenny found him so attractive
leopardglily 5 months ago
He’s a good dad.
iggyman 5 months ago
Hammie’s wild hair!
steveh64 5 months ago
Godzilla don’t need no grill to cook hamburgers! He’d use his atomic breath! (Of course, both burgers and grill would be vaporized.)
Slowly, he turned... 5 months ago
Can Hammie fly a plane?
MS72 5 months ago
You could put your eye out, kid!
ctolson 5 months ago
Hammie doesn’t realize that if he ‘shoots down’ Godzzila, he will go hungry and won’t be able to sit down
Strawberry King 5 months ago
Better high tail it out of Tokyo, Hammie. Godzilla’s gonna be ticked!
MikeM_inMD 5 months ago
Agggh! You’re supposed to mix the seasonings into the meat before forming the patties, not sprinkle them on (frame 2)!!!! Amateur.
DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago
Just ONCE I’d like to see a monster movie where, surprise, surprise, tanks and jets are effective. “Oh no, that giant monster is about to destroy the skyscraper!” F-16 launches Sparrow missile, blows its head off. YEAH, TAKE THAT, MONSTERS! Tyrannosaurus rampaging down the street, soldiers open up on it with machine guns — it goes down a bloody mess. Yep, that’s what would really happen.
oish 5 months ago
Quick! Find two freakishly tiny women and summon the giant moth(er-a)!
Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago
5 People, 4 burgers. Darrell is as bad at math as Hammie.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 5 months ago
WHATADAD!!
eced52 5 months ago
Like a free massage.
John Jorgensen 5 months ago
Godzilla vs Zorro?
wildlandwaters 5 months ago
an’ Zoe’s all like “don’t interrupt ’im!!”
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 5 months ago
There’s no show of power quite like taking your enemy’s strongest attack and just not noticing that anything happened.
Joseph comicinthestrip 5 months ago
The last panel has the same energy as that one video of a dad saying “ow” every time his son bonked him on the head! Ah, today’s comic is an enjoyable read!
The Quiet One 5 months ago
Godzilla might complain if Hammer is successful in the last panel.
Thorby 5 months ago
He does that and “dear ol’ dad” will give him a strapping…