At least he didn’t suggest cutting the contestant in half.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
He proclaimed her she-man-cipated.
Honest!
Sounds like the winners they pick these days!
That makes cents. [Well … maybe it only makes one cent.]
one of the contestants had a beard?
Next time flip a quarter and pick the contestant who looks like George Washington.
The new Rainbow Standard for beauty contests!
Gilligan could’ve picked Ginger, Mary Ann or Mrs. Howell. He picked a local gorilla instead.
He did a toss-up that backfired.
he put his 1 cent in
So you’re saying she was going Commando?
The democrat mantra: “The best woman for the job is a man!”
Next time, use the Susan B. Anthony silver dollar.
Considering what happened with Miss Alabama and Miss Maryland, flipping coins might have been a better idea.
Better than the one looking like a building…
College ritual. Heads, we go have a beer. Tails, we go catch a movie. If it stands on edge, we stay in and study.
shoulda gone with the one that looked like the buffalo…!
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comixbomix 6 months ago
At least he didn’t suggest cutting the contestant in half.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago
He proclaimed her she-man-cipated.
enigmamz 6 months ago
Honest!
constantine48 6 months ago
Sounds like the winners they pick these days!
Doug K 6 months ago
That makes cents. [Well … maybe it only makes one cent.]
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 6 months ago
one of the contestants had a beard?
The Orange Mailman 6 months ago
Next time flip a quarter and pick the contestant who looks like George Washington.
Lenavid 6 months ago
The new Rainbow Standard for beauty contests!
Just_Karl 6 months ago
Gilligan could’ve picked Ginger, Mary Ann or Mrs. Howell. He picked a local gorilla instead.
sandpiper 6 months ago
He did a toss-up that backfired.
dbrucepm 6 months ago
he put his 1 cent in
Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago
So you’re saying she was going Commando?
BadCreaturesBecomeDems 6 months ago
The democrat mantra: “The best woman for the job is a man!”
uniquename 6 months ago
Next time, use the Susan B. Anthony silver dollar.
jmcenanly 6 months ago
Considering what happened with Miss Alabama and Miss Maryland, flipping coins might have been a better idea.
royq27 5 months ago
Better than the one looking like a building…
bobbyferrel 5 months ago
College ritual. Heads, we go have a beer. Tails, we go catch a movie. If it stands on edge, we stay in and study.
InTraining Premium Member 5 months ago
shoulda gone with the one that looked like the buffalo…!
Spiffy 5 months ago
“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” – Abe