Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 30, 2024

Oldbot is ready for an upgrade!!!

Don’t worry Old Bot, you’re more of a person than a thing.

How did barbells get broken in half by an asteroid storm?

Oh we was only means that rusty old spleen of yours need to be replaced by new one see.

awkward…

Some Things are people, too.

After being around for such a long time, Oldbot has become more of a cherished heirloom. Things like that can be just as irreplaceable as people. Perhaps Oldbot could also have value as a collectible.

But O!dbot isn’t a “thing”, he’s Oldbot! Things are inanimate & he’s not that!

Nice touch adding the impact marks in the hull.

Pam says “Good people are important…” Apparently she has not work for corporate America where you are just a number and can always be replaced…..

Insult after injury.

Much depends on when one becomes a person.

HEY! OLDBOT IS A PERSON TOO!

If it thinks and communicates, it’s a person.

People are important? Then explain Cliff.

Oldbot has traveled enough to pass the Touring test.

Time to create a new bumper sticker, I think. How about:

“’Bots are people, too!”

Don’t worry about Oldbot. He was built in 1951 at the Kaiser-Frazer plant. Just like their cars he has more steel and chrome in him than any thing built today. An asteroid could not even make a dent in him.

“You have a personality, therefore you are a person, not a thing! Feel free to extrapolate that to the Kardashians’ lack of a personality…”