That puppet must have been talking about the time he applied for the Naval Academy, his four grandchildren, how he fought for Civil Rights along side Martin Luther King and Abraham Lincoln, drove a semi, slept with Marilyn Monroe, the Joys of Krishna and Bidenomics, how he didn’t drop a load in his pants on D Day, lost his son in Iraq before his other son boinked his widow and turned her on to cocaine, etc etc etc. Oops… the last one was true. God Bless America!
On the day of my discharge from the hospital the last time I was in, I was happy when they disconnected me from all the tubes and wires attached to my body. I declared, “Now I’m a real boy: no strings attached.”
All of Pinocchio’s problems was caused by that doofus Gapeto (or howeever you spell it). He wishes for a child and them immediately neglects him. Nice parenting. Hey ‘peto, maybe take a day or two to teach him some basics. Then get off your lazy a$$ and TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL. I wanted the end of the movie to have the cops slap the cuffs on him and take him away. Sorry, I’m done with my rant.
The bar’s name is “Hopily Ever After” .. ?? And lots of frames, but no pictures. This whole thing looks like a figment of someone’s imagination – oh, hang on, it’s a cartoon!
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 13 days ago
So much to say….I’ll go with, I want to watch it drink it’s beer.
C 13 days ago
Election years are so much..
PraiseofFolly 13 days ago
Is it drinking woodstain or varnish?
Enter.Name.Here 13 days ago
“I’ve got no strings to hold me down.
To make me fret, or make me frown.
I had strings but now I’m free.
There are no strings on me!
I’ve got no strings so I have fun.
I’m not tied up to anyone.
They’ve got strings but you can see,
There are no strings on me!
Cornelius Noodleman 13 days ago
I want to see him blow his nose.
soundcomm 13 days ago
Hopily Ever After…(Nice bar name in the window!)
proclusstudent 12 days ago
Woccdnly you know?
diverbelle 12 days ago
Wooden you know…? He’s knot human after all!
potfarmer 12 days ago
A real wood worker.
Botulism Bob 12 days ago
Pinocchio got old really quick. At least he made legal drinking age.
Count Olaf Premium Member 12 days ago
That puppet must have been talking about the time he applied for the Naval Academy, his four grandchildren, how he fought for Civil Rights along side Martin Luther King and Abraham Lincoln, drove a semi, slept with Marilyn Monroe, the Joys of Krishna and Bidenomics, how he didn’t drop a load in his pants on D Day, lost his son in Iraq before his other son boinked his widow and turned her on to cocaine, etc etc etc. Oops… the last one was true. God Bless America!
goboboyd 12 days ago
Digin’ the bar name on the widow.
For a Just and Peaceful World 12 days ago
Trump’s puppet, Mike Johnson, Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, will end the same way and the sooner the better.
sandpiper 12 days ago
So the guy says to him, Have a snort on me. And the puppet sucked up half a barrel of beer, the jar of pickled eggs, and a bag of Fritos.
ladykat 12 days ago
There are still strings attached.
MeGoNow Premium Member 12 days ago
Hey. Would he lie?
dflak 12 days ago
On the day of my discharge from the hospital the last time I was in, I was happy when they disconnected me from all the tubes and wires attached to my body. I declared, “Now I’m a real boy: no strings attached.”
fencie 12 days ago
Poor old fellow, getting shellacked.
mindjob 12 days ago
He needs to find a new director, one that doesn’t expect him to use that nose as a second appendage
oish 12 days ago
Careful – he looks like he might be in one of those splinter cells
Stan McSerr 12 days ago
All of Pinocchio’s problems was caused by that doofus Gapeto (or howeever you spell it). He wishes for a child and them immediately neglects him. Nice parenting. Hey ‘peto, maybe take a day or two to teach him some basics. Then get off your lazy a$$ and TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL. I wanted the end of the movie to have the cops slap the cuffs on him and take him away. Sorry, I’m done with my rant.
poppacapsmokeblower 12 days ago
The name for a brewery, “ Hoppy Ever-after.”
mistercatworks 12 days ago
I blame that cricket.
Jml58 12 days ago
Who is pulling the strings?
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 12 days ago
“Would you like another beer?” “Wood eye ever!”
Bilan 12 days ago
It must be a woman that lead him to drink (the fairy with turquoise hair)
fourteenpeeves 12 days ago
Election year is the Year of The Lie
Curiosity Premium Member 12 days ago
I like the name of the Pub!
willie_mctell 12 days ago
I think there should be 2 Ps in the name on the principle that a double consonant following a vowel makes the vowel short.
greenlynn Premium Member 12 days ago
Who works the strings?
tee929 12 days ago
Turpentine from the old family tree farm!
eddi-TBH 12 days ago
Are your strings feeling a little tangled as you try to deal with life?
Michael McKown Premium Member 12 days ago
Seriously, someone ought to name a bar: Hopily Ever After. LOL
keenanthelibrarian 11 days ago
The bar’s name is “Hopily Ever After” .. ?? And lots of frames, but no pictures. This whole thing looks like a figment of someone’s imagination – oh, hang on, it’s a cartoon!