Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 14, 2024

So much to say….I’ll go with, I want to watch it drink it’s beer.

Election years are so much..

Is it drinking woodstain or varnish?

“I’ve got no strings to hold me down.

To make me fret, or make me frown.

I had strings but now I’m free.

There are no strings on me!

I’ve got no strings so I have fun.

I’m not tied up to anyone.

They’ve got strings but you can see,

There are no strings on me!

I want to see him blow his nose.

Hopily Ever After…(Nice bar name in the window!)

Woccdnly you know?

Wooden you know…? He’s knot human after all!

A real wood worker.

Pinocchio got old really quick. At least he made legal drinking age.

That puppet must have been talking about the time he applied for the Naval Academy, his four grandchildren, how he fought for Civil Rights along side Martin Luther King and Abraham Lincoln, drove a semi, slept with Marilyn Monroe, the Joys of Krishna and Bidenomics, how he didn’t drop a load in his pants on D Day, lost his son in Iraq before his other son boinked his widow and turned her on to cocaine, etc etc etc. Oops… the last one was true. God Bless America!

Digin’ the bar name on the widow.

Trump’s puppet, Mike Johnson, Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, will end the same way and the sooner the better.

So the guy says to him, Have a snort on me. And the puppet sucked up half a barrel of beer, the jar of pickled eggs, and a bag of Fritos.

There are still strings attached.

Hey. Would he lie?

On the day of my discharge from the hospital the last time I was in, I was happy when they disconnected me from all the tubes and wires attached to my body. I declared, “Now I’m a real boy: no strings attached.”

Poor old fellow, getting shellacked.

He needs to find a new director, one that doesn’t expect him to use that nose as a second appendage

Careful – he looks like he might be in one of those splinter cells

All of Pinocchio’s problems was caused by that doofus Gapeto (or howeever you spell it). He wishes for a child and them immediately neglects him. Nice parenting. Hey ‘peto, maybe take a day or two to teach him some basics. Then get off your lazy a$$ and TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL. I wanted the end of the movie to have the cops slap the cuffs on him and take him away. Sorry, I’m done with my rant.

The name for a brewery, “ Hoppy Ever-after.”

I blame that cricket.

Who is pulling the strings?

“Would you like another beer?” “Wood eye ever!”

It must be a woman that lead him to drink (the fairy with turquoise hair)

Election year is the Year of The Lie

I like the name of the Pub!

I think there should be 2 Ps in the name on the principle that a double consonant following a vowel makes the vowel short.

Who works the strings?

Turpentine from the old family tree farm!

Are your strings feeling a little tangled as you try to deal with life?

Seriously, someone ought to name a bar: Hopily Ever After. LOL

The bar’s name is “Hopily Ever After” .. ?? And lots of frames, but no pictures. This whole thing looks like a figment of someone’s imagination – oh, hang on, it’s a cartoon!

Still less sad than how he ends up in Carlo Collodi’s original version.