Pickles by Brian Crane for June 14, 2024

Just wax it Opal.

It’s just part of being a ‘granny’. Shave or pluck it, if it disturbs you.

YAY! she took my advice from Wednesday

huge improvement

Problem solved

Walk away Earl. Just walk away.

The unknown comic!

Bag lady.

Will Roscoe still know her? And Muffin?!

They need to use the bag more often, so we don’t have to see her brain everytime she looks up, along with all her nose hair and boogers. It’s an improvement.

The bag could use a couple of eyeholes, but otherwise is perfect!

Friendly advice: never bought one of those magnifying/lighted mirrors. Never. (I think there is something about this in Gulliver’s travels II,5…)

Whatever you do, don’t draw a mustache on that bag!

Opal is trying to revive John and Yoko’s Bagism schtick.

Things are getting weird in that house!

It’s okay, Opal.

Opal, I simply LOVE what you’ve done with your head.

Big improvement!

Don’t they have stuff for that..?

Just use Earl’s razor.

No chin, no chin hair.

… it’s the goatee that could use a trim now and then.

Hey, Opal, how do you like it now fuzz face?

Actually, the bag should cover her entire body.

Earl is just confused now…….

Now I have to go look in the mirror!

Is she that far sighted that she can’t see the hair?

Especially if you have PCOS, which goes with Diabetes.

She’ll explain later.

How can you live for …however long she’s supposed to have lived and NOT notice your tiny mustache hairs?

Now that’s an old bag.

Nothing a little sandpaper won’t fix.

Wax it and buff it. The glare will blind people so they can’t see the mustache.

Earl: Hey Opal you’re looking good today. Did you go to the salon?

Flip the chair like she does to you Earl

It can’t be that bad since apparently Sylvia had to look for it, besides it’s not like there’s nothing she could do about it. Opal and Earl can be like Shrek and Fiona standing together every morning at the bathroom sink shaving lol

Reality bites….. just below the mustache.

Murray Langston (The Gong Show). He is on Facebook too!!!!

One of the face masks,left over from the pandemic, will do Opal.

Why is everyone being so nasty?

Vanity, thy name is Opal.