Not a problem… Other comics like “Last Kiss” “Calvin & Hobbes” (yes, even in the nth re-reading) “That is Priceless” etc etc increase longevity, counteracting FA.
Teresa, today’s comic reminded me of these lyrics in a song by Jefferson Starship: “…You came into this life unsheltered and all alone / That’s how you came and for sure that’s how you go out…”
It’s getting a bit late to die sooner, if you don’t count when they killed me in the O.R. 60+ years ago (I got better). “Alone & in pain” sounds about average.
“The universe demands balance to offset any of the still-hopeful out there, sweating and struggling to lug along any hope tonnage on its free frickin’ ride.”
— Timothy Leary, after an especially difficult Bicycle Day weekend in April, 1969, as quoted in the May, 1970 Psychedelic Deli Magatine article, “Picnic Tongs Awash, Walking Cotton Swabs Gently” by Puddin’ Head Gorsnowzki and Flora Powah, courtesy of Sisyphus’s Albatross Anti-Pressgang
As a son of a war hero, young Gaius spent most of his childhood accompanying his father on military campaigns. The boy soon became a favorite of Germanicus’ legionaries. They dressed the future emperor in the little soldier’s outfit, including miniature boots – caligae. Thus, Gaius became known as Caligula – “little boot.” However, although Caligula had a keen interest in military affairs, he was uncomfortable with the moniker, and after assuming the throne, he insisted on the given name he shared with a famous ancestor – Gaius Julius Caesar.
“Every time I come back to life, I have to be either an IRS phone agent or that one guy at the DMV. On either side of the counter, it doesn’t matter — I know how this turns out, you know what I mean?
I tell you, I don’t get any respect."
— The “Reincarnation Monologues” by Rodney Dangerfield, previously thought lost, from the video, Lost, Abandoned, and Dissuaded: How Some Legendary Routines Came to Be Unseated, Unseeded, and Unsueded, by Chas Burns Documentary Productions, LLC, a shadowy financial shell of Dire Substraits, via Proctor, Gamble & Littany Features, a division of Waffle House Political Missteps, Inc., a division of Don’t Poke the Pear-shaped Bear Corp.
And the lame shall be able to do walk-and-talk therapy and paid spokespersoning, and yea, verily, other enterprising product influencing, placements, and hand-wanding, but nay for cheap.
— Book of Tomes, from “Book, Chapter, and Verse,” by Opus Maximus
Steve Bartholomew 25 days ago
Such a pessimist.
Imagine 25 days ago
Laughter is the best medicine. Lameness, not so much.
Kaputnik 25 days ago
But people who read Frog Applause live longer than many animals.
Granted, there’s still that alone and in pain thing. Oh well. Whatcha going to do?
charles9156 24 days ago
nice boots
Ubintold 24 days ago
So this comic is a pain.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 24 days ago
Not a problem… Other comics like “Last Kiss” “Calvin & Hobbes” (yes, even in the nth re-reading) “That is Priceless” etc etc increase longevity, counteracting FA.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 24 days ago
I’m not worried, I never read this comic strip.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 24 days ago
Well that’s something to look forward to at least.
Randy B Premium Member 24 days ago
Ultimately, everyone dies alone.
Unless you’re a bus driver.
phritzg Premium Member 24 days ago
Teresa, today’s comic reminded me of these lyrics in a song by Jefferson Starship: “…You came into this life unsheltered and all alone / That’s how you came and for sure that’s how you go out…”
goboboyd 24 days ago
We live in a thesaurus world.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 24 days ago
Frog Applause. Bringing hope to the hopeless.
nancyb creator 24 days ago
Some comic strips die like that.
The Old Wolf 24 days ago
I’m glad your prediction is far better than my current outlook.
3hourtour Premium Member 24 days ago
…it’s all about quality of life…
…can you really say you live longer…
…if you never really lived?…
…say, Frog Applause is like Vienna sausages…
…every time you partake…
…you lose a day of your life…
…who wants to live to be 120 anyway(s)?…
…am I truly living my tugging out automobile pieces to a robotic line 10 hours a day?…
…am I not more alive the vast few minutes it takes me to consume Frog Applause?!?…
…the say…
…live every day like it’s your last…
…I don’t know about you, but …
…I don’t want to spent my last days climbing Mount Kilimanjaro…
…I’d rather be sitting on my back porch watching the sunrise …
…having a cup of good coffee…
…and reading Frog Applause…
3hourtour Premium Member 24 days ago
…it’s all about the quality of life…
…can you really say you live longer…
…if you never really lived?…
…say, Frog Applause is like Vienna sausages…
…every time you partake…
…you lose a day of your life…
…who wants to live to be 120 anyway(s)?…
…am I truly living by my tugging out automobile pieces to a robotic line 10 hours a day?…
…am I not more alive the vast few minutes it takes for me to consume Frog Applause?!?…
…they say…
…live every day like it’s your last…
…I don’t know about you, but …
…I don’t want to spent my last days climbing Mount Kilimanjaro…
…I’d rather be sitting on my back porch watching the sunrise …
…having a cup of good coffee…
…and reading Frog Applause…
Rev Phnk Ey 24 days ago
Nice to know.
ChukLitl Premium Member 24 days ago
It’s getting a bit late to die sooner, if you don’t count when they killed me in the O.R. 60+ years ago (I got better). “Alone & in pain” sounds about average.
gigagrouch 24 days ago
Well now…
markkahler52 24 days ago
That’s ok. I read “Big Nate” also. Offsetting
markkahler52 24 days ago
Also, “Day by Dave.” Gotta stick around for another one
Mmmmm -- Dark Fluid makes me squishy! 24 days ago
“What, again?!”
— from the short film When FA Met Groundhog Day directed by Al B. Dedd-Zune © 2024 Déjà Nude FilmCo, in coordination with Mortal Knoll-Ledge Media, Skulldust Transmogrifiers, Inc., Hip-Know-Gogic Logic, and Tutankhamun’s Metempsychosis InConvenience Store, Ltd., a TunnelVision / RubeTube Presentation, a subsidiary of Devil’s Tower Rapid Transit and Dante’s Disco Inferno, a division of MementoMori Transmigration, a leisure service of Karma A Go-Go to Go
Mmmmm -- Dark Fluid makes me squishy! 24 days ago
“The universe demands balance to offset any of the still-hopeful out there, sweating and struggling to lug along any hope tonnage on its free frickin’ ride.”
— Timothy Leary, after an especially difficult Bicycle Day weekend in April, 1969, as quoted in the May, 1970 Psychedelic Deli Magatine article, “Picnic Tongs Awash, Walking Cotton Swabs Gently” by Puddin’ Head Gorsnowzki and Flora Powah, courtesy of Sisyphus’s Albatross Anti-Pressgang
Howard'sMyHero 24 days ago
Regarding dieing sooner, etc.: Harrumph! In the immortal words of Jeopardy’s Sam Buttrey, BRING IT …⁉️
Brass Orchid Premium Member 24 days ago
As a son of a war hero, young Gaius spent most of his childhood accompanying his father on military campaigns. The boy soon became a favorite of Germanicus’ legionaries. They dressed the future emperor in the little soldier’s outfit, including miniature boots – caligae. Thus, Gaius became known as Caligula – “little boot.” However, although Caligula had a keen interest in military affairs, he was uncomfortable with the moniker, and after assuming the throne, he insisted on the given name he shared with a famous ancestor – Gaius Julius Caesar.
Thehag 24 days ago
Ha ha ha, oh my! ha ha ha ha.
Mmmmm -- Dark Fluid makes me squishy! 24 days ago
“Every time I come back to life, I have to be either an IRS phone agent or that one guy at the DMV. On either side of the counter, it doesn’t matter — I know how this turns out, you know what I mean?
I tell you, I don’t get any respect."
— The “Reincarnation Monologues” by Rodney Dangerfield, previously thought lost, from the video, Lost, Abandoned, and Dissuaded: How Some Legendary Routines Came to Be Unseated, Unseeded, and Unsueded, by Chas Burns Documentary Productions, LLC, a shadowy financial shell of Dire Substraits, via Proctor, Gamble & Littany Features, a division of Waffle House Political Missteps, Inc., a division of Don’t Poke the Pear-shaped Bear Corp.
Mmmmm -- Dark Fluid makes me squishy! 24 days ago
Challenge accepted.
Hold my Grand Marnier.
davewhamond creator 24 days ago
But if you read Frog Applause, it gives you a better quality of life so there’s that!
Mmmmm -- Dark Fluid makes me squishy! 24 days ago
I dunno — kind of a glass-half-broken, glass-half-fixed kind of a thing, maybe?
Mmmmm -- Dark Fluid makes me squishy! 24 days ago
It is written:
And the lame shall be able to do walk-and-talk therapy and paid spokespersoning, and yea, verily, other enterprising product influencing, placements, and hand-wanding, but nay for cheap.
— Book of Tomes, from “Book, Chapter, and Verse,” by Opus Maximus
tudza Premium Member 24 days ago
Can I die in Spain instead? One letter, that’s all I ask.
Lafsalot Premium Member 24 days ago
But, Frog Applause is my reason for living. That, plus, I eat a lot of fish.
6turtle9 24 days ago
The Magic 8 Frog has spoken.
willie_mctell 24 days ago
I suspected as much. Actually I suspected the protracted painful death for a long time before I started reading FA.
Mmmmm -- Dark Fluid makes me squishy! 24 days ago
Well, heck. Might as well not renew my subscription to Iron Maidenform Monthly.
Shoot. Just when I was thinking of going for the free offer for Schandmantel and Gartenschlangen-Zeitung, too.
Mmmmm -- Dark Fluid makes me squishy! 24 days ago
… and a question from the mailbag:
Dear FA,
What if I just look at the pictures? Do I get a half-life bonus, or what?
Signed,
Curious in Deed
coltish1. 24 days ago
Well, see? The polls haven’t been right since 2015.
coltish1. 24 days ago
No wonder they kicked that guy off the “Love Is” set.