Mike Luckovich for June 05, 2024

Good Lordy…there’s not enough brain bleach in the world to get rid of that image!

Why is his butt brushed out???

Democrats are jailing political opponents over nothing.

I guess cheating on your wife with a porn star and engaging in a criminal conspiracy to cover it up for political purposes is now considered “nothing”.

Eyebleach!

But fat rolls do count as a fig leaf …

No, it does not!

Talk about a new low. If the GOP can’t do better than that, then they have reached it!

Dementia Don must be out of diapers.

His Stupidity will never end till he’s gone.

Dagnabbit! I just HAD to eat breakfast before reading this…

Luckovitch didn’t have a crayon big enough to draw the a$$ crack.

Bottom line, better a felon that would fight for me than a loser who couldn’t care less.

The awnser is no

His butt is like worn out finger prints, washed out from too many MAGA folks kissing it.

And the magats will tell you he is enshrouded in the glorious raiments of their one true messiah.

The sight of that deteriorating blob would be fatal to many. That’s why Melania is keeping far away.

King Vonshitzhispants the First

The monitor would have to cover something other than the ankle to count as pants. Even if that something is tiny.

These poor folks now know the disgust that Stormy felt. Hmm … maybe that’s why Melania is always squinting…

Mike makes the convcted felon look too fit. I bet his belly folds down.

There is going to be a lot of weeping and gnashing of teeth if he beats Biden. The scarecrow in the WH needs a brain!

Oh great now there’s a sight I can’t unsee smh

Does that keep him from running for president again?

Where are his golden plastic tennis shoes?

Nope, put him in an orange jumpsuit.

“Felon” will have to do for now, but “threat to national security” would definitely be an improvement, and that’s just what he was with all those top-secret documents he had stashed at Merde-a-Lardo that you just knew the inveterate con artist was going to offer to Russia, China, Iran, Houthi pirates, border coyotes, etc. for the highest offer. But thanks to Judge Aileen Cannon, we’ll probably never get to that point.

Trolls/magats continue to spin themselves into the ground trying to defend felon45. Sad and very pathetic/delusional.

Trolls/Trump haters are furiously trying to defend the daft old guy in the WH despite what is in front of their very eye. It is a fool’s errand to convince yourself either of the candidates has any substantial redeeming qualities. The real question this election is who are you voting against. My answer is both.

Eye bleach. AUHHHHHHHH

Democrats are not pushing the Trumps is a felon issue hard enough. You know republicans will be shouting it from the mountaintops if Hunter Biden is convicted.

More of a thong.

Unfortunately, this is no Fairy Tale.

Donald Trump is:

A: An A$$ B: A BELLIGERENT BIGOTED BLOVIATING BULLY C: A CRIMINAL, CONVICT, COWARD, CHARLATAN D: DELUSIONAL, DANGEROUS E: An EMBARRASSMENT F: A FELON, FAILURE, FRAUD G: A GOON, A GRIFTER H: HATEFUL I: INSIDIOUS, INFANTILE, INCOMPETENT J: JUVENILE K: A KVETCHER L: A LIAR, LOSER M: MALICIOUS, MENTALN: NASTY O: OFFENSIVE P: PERNICIOUS, PETULANT, PETTY Q: QUERULOUS, QUARRELSOME R: RACIST, REPUGNANT S: SINISTER, SICK, SMELLY T: TRIVIAL U: UGLY, UNIQUELY UNQUALIFIED V: VULGAR W:A WANKER, WEAK X: A XENOPHOBE Y: A YAHOO Z: A ZEALOT Pass it on

Only if he uses the monitor to cover his little mushroom tipped tool.

Perhaps anatomically accurate; explains being packed full of old excrement.After all, the diaper allegations remain unverified