Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 22, 2024

Rat’s list probably says “Crab.”

Your Delta Tau Chi name is…

For a moment, I thought he’d spent the last week as a winger for the Florida Panthers.

“Fan mail from some flounder, Rocky?”

A sad sole.

Well that was a Fluke.

Milk

He wrote that just for the halibut.

I thought that list sounded fishy.

The Deltas had to pledge him because his brother was a Delta and Flounder was a legacy. Besides, without Flounder there would have been no Pagan Deathmobile.

Pig’s grocery list:

Cheese, bacon.

Like he said, not nearly as sad.

After reading all of these puns. I feel like a fish out of water.

Fishing for a compliment, are we?

He should be more rad-ish.

Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. Fan mail from some flounder?

I thought “Flounder” meant his fraternity name.

Don’t think that pigs eat fish.

Speaking of founders, it’s a good thing George Washington isn’t around today…he’d be heartbroken.

It’s better to flounder than to founder.

Holy Mackerel!

His grocer list is probably just cheese…

He’s involved in a phishing scam and not a fan of the band

If he did accomplish anything, that would be a real fluke.

Maybe add “Waffle”?

Atsa really bold fish.

Well, at least he’s honest.

This strip reminded me to write “insoles” on my shopping list.

Well, we’re just in the middle of the year.

“Oh, I lobster, but I never flounder…”

Gotta love Pinkard & Bowden.