Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 28, 2024

No more under the table meat tidbits!

I think pescetarianism is the new vegetarianism and veganism because vegetarianism makes your brain not function properly that is why did a lot of vegetarians become pescetarians.

I believe if you’re a vegetarian it’s not because you love animals, it’s because you hate plants!!!

I was a vegan for some time, I took it too far. I lost a lot of weight but I lost muscle too

He fears shallots as much as he fears shots.

No meat for wally?

I understand how you feel Wally, I’m still treading those kinds of waters.

I think you should keep your thoughts to yourself.

If vegetarians only eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

I’m a big fan of vegetarianism. Less demand for meat will keep the price I pay for meat down. I hope.

I’m surprised Ralph is not under there with Wally. If it were me, I would be out the door.

If god had meant for us to be vegetarians, he/she would not have made cows and pigs taste so delicious.

I like most vegetables, but I don’t want to subsist solely on them alone.

I’m surprised he’s not under the couch hiding also

I know that this is generalising, but why is it that vegans feel the mandated need to let everyone know they are vegan and try to get you to become vegan as well. You don’t get that from vegetarians. Or meat eaters for that matter.

I’m a second hand vegan ;o)

Since the strip debuted on March 5th 1979, that makes the principal characters Pisces, and as far as I know it’s not possible to change your sign to Vegetarius just because you say so.

If you are Vegan or Vegetarian, please be sure to get plenty of Vitamin B-12 supplemented to your diet.

I’m a vegetarian, except for fish and chicken, and the occasional steak, but I’m a vegetarian at heart.

Why is it that people in a relationship think they have to drag their partner into every cockamamie idea they have?

Vegetarians are what people eat.

I don’t really eat meat, so when I go out to eat with friends, always bring the meat back to her.

He does the same thing when he hears about Veterans Day.

Run Ralph to the nearest Steakhouse now

Try him on “rastafarian”

I’m with Wally.

No, she does not get to decide what another adult chooses to eat. June can eat whatever she wants. Ralph can eat whatever he wants.

Vegetarian – From a Comanche word that means “hunts poorly.”

Ralph is gonna have all the burger and rib joints on peed dial.

Ralph says, "What do you mean ‘we’?

Dogs are smarter than vegans: they eat the food they were designed to eat.

I read it as veterinarians the first time.

Neither is a great prospect to Wally.

“We”. There is no “we” when it comes to a decision like that. It’s a personal choice.