B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 26, 2024

Hal’s looking a little green around the gills.

Well, you get a free piercing…

Did you throw your back, when you were thrown back?

Me is never knews fishes is runs in mud and get stuck in mud too. How does they does that without legs?

He had an out of life experience, got pulled up to heaven by following a bright light, saw his dead relatives and friends and then saw GOD who was wearing overalls and a flannel shirt and He said its not your time.. you have to go back.

Near death experience!

It’s easy to have mixed feelings: On the one hand, having to live with yourself knowing that you’ve been rejected. On the other hand, getting to live for a while longer.

……..must have been too small!!!!

Well this is one of those fish stories but told by the fish. It’s not about the big one that got away. It’s about the little one, you thru back and now the fish feels rejected.

FISH CAN RUN???

FISH CAN TALK?

HUH?

Kathleen Madigan has a routine where she illustrates how a fish being caught and released have a difficult time explaining their experience to their friends which is exactly how humans being released after an alien abduction goes. No one believes them.

Rejection may save your life, but it still wounds the pride.

Aww, don’t personalize it, maybe they’re just doing catch and release so they don’t take your life and EAT you!

“Ever have a dream where you’re falling?”“Umm… no, I’m a fish…”“Well, now I know what that feels like!”

The fisherman thought he looked sick. Like he would vomit.

I was caught by YouTube’s Oblivioos, and, yes she does strip naked when off camera.

My husband and I did a lot of “catch and release!” It was just nice being out on our boat, enjoying the beautiful weather, and each other!

He wasn’t aware that “Starkist doesn’t want tunas with good taste, Starkist wants tunas that taste good.”

Alien abduction!

“Hit it, Hal!” “Ooey gooey rich and chewy inside…”♫