Yeah, I’ve never been too fond of celery myself either. However, I did find that there are ways to use celery for fun treats, like dipping them in peanut butter.
What does Garfield care what Jon buys so long as lasagna is one of them. Jon likes celery sticks for snacking. Of course, for Garfield, everything about the house is all about him and his needs. He is a cat, afterall. So long as he is abiding within these walls, he is king. That’s why I like outside cats. They can rule all the yard they want, just not MY house.
Actually, here’s a more salient question for Jon – why would you EVER buy celery in the first place? I looks “silly” and tastes odd and basically serves no gustatory purpose that I know, other than as a somewhat awkward vehicle for dip when you lack potato or corn chips…
codycab about 2 months ago
I agree with Garfield’s question.
Clarence about 2 months ago
It could be on “accident”
RuinQueenofOblivion about 2 months ago
Good questions from both of them (though Garfield’s is better).
ImDaRealAni about 2 months ago
Garfield has a point!
AllishaDawn about 2 months ago
How is there enough room in the fridge to spell something out?
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 months ago
I like celery, I’m not a cook but I like it raw, AND rhubarb which I haven’t had since I stole it from my brothers’ garden a long time ago
ꜝ about 2 months ago
because you were out of CheezWhiz
lucasasanto15 about 2 months ago
Good point Garfield
kbyrdleroy123 about 2 months ago
Garfield better be glad he has a roof over his head and food to eat.
eced52 about 2 months ago
It’s the only thing you don’t eat, and I have to eat something.
noahproblem about 2 months ago
I’ve been through pizza, I’ve been through drinks, I’ve been through it all (THUMP THUMP), Jon stinks…
2AndFour about 2 months ago
Maybe Jon wanted to make some juice.
ddl297 about 2 months ago
Since this beautiful, incredibly complex universe just happened, I guess celery sticks words can, too.
Gent about 2 months ago
That he is get for himself cat. Not for you.
edmund_graham about 2 months ago
The definition of “Ask a silly question, get a silly answer”
backyardcowboy about 2 months ago
Mmmmm Celery pizza!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’m not much of a celery fan myself, Gar!
Q4horse about 2 months ago
Because they are delicious, especially with cream cheese or peanut butter.
Just-me about 2 months ago
Yeah, I’m with Garfield. I’m not a fan of celery, it gives me indigestion.
CrzyDyeman about 2 months ago
To go with the buffalo wings. To shovel the blue cheese dressing.
germanvisitor about 2 months ago
So you can dress them up again. You remember that is a thing you did, Garfield? You called Jon a cannibal for suggesting to eat them.
CaveCat87 about 2 months ago
Yeah, I’ve never been too fond of celery myself either. However, I did find that there are ways to use celery for fun treats, like dipping them in peanut butter.
win.45mag about 2 months ago
Cuz they’re GREAT with peanut butter !
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
To hold the peanut butter. Why else?
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago
It was all Jon could afford on his celery.
Kaputnik about 2 months ago
A real cat wouldn’t object to celery sticks. They are another fun object to bat around and knock under the table.
Goat from PBS about 2 months ago
The most useless thing since… kale.
James Lindley Premium Member about 2 months ago
To eat peanut butter with.
preacherman Premium Member about 2 months ago
What does Garfield care what Jon buys so long as lasagna is one of them. Jon likes celery sticks for snacking. Of course, for Garfield, everything about the house is all about him and his needs. He is a cat, afterall. So long as he is abiding within these walls, he is king. That’s why I like outside cats. They can rule all the yard they want, just not MY house.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
Excellent question Garfield, excellent question.
SusieB about 2 months ago
I like celery. We just can’t use a whole bag of it before it goes bad, and precut sticks are expensive
ragsarooni Premium Member about 2 months ago
Touché…….
wellis1947 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Actually, here’s a more salient question for Jon – why would you EVER buy celery in the first place? I looks “silly” and tastes odd and basically serves no gustatory purpose that I know, other than as a somewhat awkward vehicle for dip when you lack potato or corn chips…
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 months ago
For Garfield, those are related topics.
bobbyferrel about 2 months ago
Celery. Like eating water with hair in it.
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
Celery in a salad is actually alright.
Spider-UK about 2 months ago
Fair question Garfield
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
It’s easier with celery-stick magnets and you can put it on the outside. :)
M.K.Staffeld about 2 months ago
Garfield’s got a point…
Sakumon16 about 2 months ago
He’s got a point. I love almost all veg, but not celery. It’s rather unpleasant.
alphrita about 2 months ago
I love you Garfield.
dbrucepm about 2 months ago
did Jon have to buy it? Not nececelery
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 2 months ago
to have with buffalo wings?
anncorr339 about 2 months ago
Garfield does not like celery Jon
WentHulk about 2 months ago
He bought them because they are healthy food Garfield.
Solomon J. Behala Premium Member about 2 months ago
Fair question. Just buy celery and cut it yourself!
Pucky about 2 months ago
Good question Garfield.
melodymucisa about 2 months ago
The answer is: no lasagna
missyhyattfan about 1 month ago
LMBO