Garfield by Jim Davis for August 03, 2024

I agree with Garfield’s question.

It could be on “accident”

Good questions from both of them (though Garfield’s is better).

Garfield has a point!

How is there enough room in the fridge to spell something out?

I like celery, I’m not a cook but I like it raw, AND rhubarb which I haven’t had since I stole it from my brothers’ garden a long time ago

because you were out of CheezWhiz

Good point Garfield

Garfield better be glad he has a roof over his head and food to eat.

It’s the only thing you don’t eat, and I have to eat something.

I’ve been through pizza, I’ve been through drinks, I’ve been through it all (THUMP THUMP), Jon stinks…

Maybe Jon wanted to make some juice.

Since this beautiful, incredibly complex universe just happened, I guess celery sticks words can, too.

That he is get for himself cat. Not for you.

The definition of “Ask a silly question, get a silly answer”

Mmmmm Celery pizza!

I’m not much of a celery fan myself, Gar!

Because they are delicious, especially with cream cheese or peanut butter.

Yeah, I’m with Garfield. I’m not a fan of celery, it gives me indigestion.

To go with the buffalo wings. To shovel the blue cheese dressing.

So you can dress them up again. You remember that is a thing you did, Garfield? You called Jon a cannibal for suggesting to eat them.

Yeah, I’ve never been too fond of celery myself either. However, I did find that there are ways to use celery for fun treats, like dipping them in peanut butter.

Cuz they’re GREAT with peanut butter !

To hold the peanut butter. Why else?

It was all Jon could afford on his celery.

A real cat wouldn’t object to celery sticks. They are another fun object to bat around and knock under the table.

The most useless thing since… kale.

To eat peanut butter with.

What does Garfield care what Jon buys so long as lasagna is one of them. Jon likes celery sticks for snacking. Of course, for Garfield, everything about the house is all about him and his needs. He is a cat, afterall. So long as he is abiding within these walls, he is king. That’s why I like outside cats. They can rule all the yard they want, just not MY house.

Excellent question Garfield, excellent question.

I like celery. We just can’t use a whole bag of it before it goes bad, and precut sticks are expensive

Touché…….

Actually, here’s a more salient question for Jon – why would you EVER buy celery in the first place? I looks “silly” and tastes odd and basically serves no gustatory purpose that I know, other than as a somewhat awkward vehicle for dip when you lack potato or corn chips…

For Garfield, those are related topics.

Celery. Like eating water with hair in it.

Celery in a salad is actually alright.

Fair question Garfield

It’s easier with celery-stick magnets and you can put it on the outside. :)

Garfield’s got a point…

He’s got a point. I love almost all veg, but not celery. It’s rather unpleasant.

I love you Garfield.

did Jon have to buy it? Not nececelery

to have with buffalo wings?

Garfield does not like celery Jon

He bought them because they are healthy food Garfield.

Fair question. Just buy celery and cut it yourself!

Good question Garfield.

The answer is: no lasagna

LMBO