Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 05, 2024

Or it was graffiti left by some teenager from the middle ages that stumbled onto the site.

Shouldn’t that be some Zeus-like figure hurling a lightning bolt at a stick guy’s head?

Not the first as they didn’t write anything.

Or somebody invented the first emojis.

Back then, ALL the blocks were writers’ blocks…

Shows it can happen anywhere, any time. But, of course, in that day, if one couldn’t produce, one might no longer posses a head to scratch. The threat became the first ’writer’s inspiration.’

Seems we’ve reached that point again.

Anthropologists have now discovered the origins of ‘The Critic’.

In such an instance consulting the Rosetta iPad might be helpful.

And the scribe’s fitting punishment? ‘Mummy’s the word’.

Or the script for one of those dumb asp movies with no conclusion that just sort of… stop. And get rave reviews from the hip critics who don’t get it, either.

Change of dynasty, and the previous historical record is going to have to be revised.

For us writers who have been around the block, we know it is real.

Writer’s block is when your imaginary friends won’t talk to you

Writer’s block is when your imaginary friends won’t talk to you

Writer’s block is when your imaginary friends won’t talk to you

Did you know there were Cursive hieroglyphs?

Actually, this is the ending of all hieroglyphics; a sad face

Or the latest case.

How about writer’s cramp working with a chisel all day?

Has to be recent, Forrest Gump invented the smiley face.

ha! Definitely a block!

There’s not much to write about when you live in a desert and spend all your time building some guy’s tomb.

The legacy of George R(amesses) R(ahotep) Martin.

Emojis are a LON G way in the future…..

I’m almost positive, the smiley face and the opposite came out of the 60’s. I know, facts have no place here.

All because they quit teaching kids hieroglyphics in Egyptian public schools.

My first thought?

It’s an Egyptian electrical socket.

How many people have seen an Egyptian electrical socket?