Clay Jones for June 22, 2024

Leader of the radical right wing degenerate republican party

Sippy sez “Feeble Felon”

His probation will consist of one of his staff answering a phone call and saying yes, he’s behaving himself. No having to show up in person or answering that he’s looking for work.

Ankle monitors help.

A pepperoni pizza (always pepperoni). Turkey pepperoni, beef pepperoni, extra spicy pepperoni… Take it, or else the bird will take it. I can’t read the sippy cup.

Biden is enjoying an Van Leeuwen ice cream.

It’s the ankle bracelet, he monitors it on his phone.

In an electric boat with a shark.

“For He’s a Jolly Good Felon!”

He needs something to keep his mouth shut.

Hopefully on July 11 we’ll know exactly where he’ll be for a while.

Wouldn’t it be delicious, if Stormy was the host for the debate? Or Hilary? Nancy P.? Maybe all of them?

There was an old term put a sock in it; with tRump it is the whole used sock drawer, and that is just to cover his bad breath!

Anyone else think the reason Traitor Trump has been avoiding his required probationary drug test, more than the obvious reasons, is he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s on medication for his mental decline?

When you perpetually have your head up your own patootie you always know where you are

Why hasn’t the convicted felon, Traitor Trump, been given a drug test? It is supposed to be mandatory for all convicted felons!

The bad orange man will be one state over at a rally in Philadelphia tonight. Weekend at Bernie’s Joe is spending a week off the campaign trail while prepping for the debate.

Get your orange ankle monitors quickly before they sell out. Lets you keep track of your fellow magats movements. Endorsed by T the Felon. $76.66 plus s&h. No refunds. Batteries not included.

Hands cup over. “That’s nice. Please fill this up. NOW.”

Looks like a looming showdown between iconic NYC fauna.

I’ve seen Trump forget where he is at his rallies. It’s on video.

He’s so fat the Galaxy always knows where he’s at. If their are aliens out there and they have the capability, they are definitely keeping an eye on Felon.

Biden might have 99 problems, but 34 felonies and counting ain’t none of them.

It has occurred to this old ape-man, bannon will have no booze in prison. Whatever sort of place they dump him, no booze. Well, if a bum’s been boozin’ for 40 years and then he’s shut off, he’s gonna be in a real bad state.

Search Alcohol Withdrawal oooh, sounds nasty. ):-)

That’s all. Just thought I’d share.

Just like when he went wandering around during his debate with Hillary…

Trump isn’t prepping for the debate. That would require an attention span of more than two minutes.

My father in law had a stroke around 1990. He was taken to an ER in Hayward, CA. He answered the standard questions with, "It’s 1946 and I’m somewhere outside of Sacramento. He recovered his cognitive skills. Trump doesn’t need to have a stroke to match my father in law.

Clay, your cartoons are awesome. No sh¡t, and I really want to buy a couple rats one named Michael and the other named Jordan and teach them to play basketball on tiny hoops.

Feeble fellow. Love it.