Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for July 23, 2024

are hotpants making a comeback?

I have a great idea kids, why don’t you two go out and do the work that needs to be done. That’ll change their minds quickly….

Terms of endearment.

Next time wear a speedo and really gross them out!

And all of the dads in the neighborhood joined the “Bird-Legs” parade.

Unless you’re born with well-developed legs, working in an office gives you bird legs. And a big ol’ butt! (I’d post my OWN picture, but, uh, no!)

He’s not skinny, he’s just drawn that way.

Just say you don’t know him!

As long as he’s comfortable doing yard work, it doesn’t matter.

One of the only good things about getting older is that you stop caring about trivial stuff like whether your pants look stupid.

Who wear short shorts?

Yard work shorts are for comfort, not aesthetics!

That’s right Battle Ship Butt, you tell old Bird Legs how it is.

My kids never seemed to complain about me in my running shorts.

Why the PGA Tour won’t allow shorts.

I wish I had bird legs now. I’m the same weight I was for the last fifty years, but it’s all sunk into my lower half. I can still fit into 32" jeans, but just barely and no longer in the slim fit ones. Even my calves barely fit. I had to get one of those button extender thingies for the waist.

A lot of them can be seen in professional tennis.

Celebrating Richard Simmons

Melon nose.

This from a redhead wearing a purple shirt and a boy who’s favorite item of apparel is a coat of grime.

Wanda and the kids have no room to talk. From what I’ve seen, all the McPhersons have the same type of legs.

My dad had an old pair of turquoise blue swimming trunks that served as his shorts anytime he went outside to do yard work. My dad had the skinniest, whitest legs you ever saw!

Not the first father to have his fashion sense criticized by his kids. Just sayin.

not unlike mine, except nobody gets to see ’em and live to tell the tale! (Lol!)

Why the h3ll would hammie even notice let alone care?

I don’t miss a leg day at the gym. When I put on dress pants, they are tight on the CALF…

Hot pants only fit hot women………based on visual reports!

And they’re blinding white also!