Pickles by Brian Crane for July 29, 2024

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    carlsonbob  3 months ago

    Earl doesn’t need 5 hours. There’s not much hair to deal with.

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    sirbadger  3 months ago

    Why would Opal spend hours on her hair? She’s not a professional actress or fashion model.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  3 months ago

    When you possess great confidence or apathy, it comes naturally.

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    mnexplorer+  3 months ago

    Yeah, that’s about right.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  3 months ago

    she’s definitely wasting her time for nothing

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    I’ll bet when Earl goes to the barber he insists on a discount!

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    j_m_kuehl  3 months ago

    If he had the hair, he’d spend the time on it.

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    cupertino jay  3 months ago

    no,, what he said

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Another thing that’s not fair: The face they see when they look in the mirror at themselves is not the same.

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    jmworacle  3 months ago

    Roscoe, move over.

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    _lounger_  3 months ago

    it’s called competitive advantage

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    laughingkitty  3 months ago

    I don’t know…her hair looks a lot like a mop head to me. Not like something she spends hours on.

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    eced52  3 months ago

    Me too.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Soon to be less than five minutes a year!

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    kenshively  3 months ago

    One minute for each hair.

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    Why, that’s just hair-ible!

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    cdward  3 months ago

    I am not a woman so may never understand what motivates them to spend so much time on their hair. I am pretty sure it has nothing to do with attracting men because men mostly don’t notice. In my case, my wife once asked me how I liked a woman’s hair. When I told her, she said, “No, I don’t like my hair that way.” That was the end of that.

    For what it’s worth, I think the same may apply to makeup. I have never seen a woman’s appearance improved by makeup (and I grew up in a household full of them), but they keep caking the stuff on, often to the point of distorting their features (unintentionally). I’m pretty sure it has nothing to do with men (and I admit, I used to think it was connected with attracting a mate) — because men will seek out women no matter how they as a group adorn themselves (or not). Hairy armpits never stopped most of the world. Lack of makeup, different hair or none — most men of a certain age range will be attracted to women because … women! So back to my original thought — I don’t know what motivates all this preening, and I don’t have to. As long as they don’t ask me for my opinion!

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    jessebob42  3 months ago

    A common lament from my spouse. But she refuses to cut her hair shorter as I suggest.

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    ANIMAL  3 months ago

    ……so you’re saying it’s better to be a GUY..???

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    Gen.Flashman  3 months ago

    Remember they are based on Crane’s 1960 grandparents. If they are working / lower middle class l she likely gave herself an at home Toni perm.

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    ajr58(1)  3 months ago

    Ever since I started growing out my beard, so that I could become a professional Santa, my wife complains that I have more hair product than she does.

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    DawnQuinn1  3 months ago

    SirBadger…you would not understand, you are not a woman.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    One comb and brush session in the morning and I’m set for the day! Of course, I am retired, lol!

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    assrdood  3 months ago

    He’s only got two (hairs). Earls primp procedure is therefore a minor procedure.

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    rodney  3 months ago

    If I look in the mirror after getting out of the shower and think “I need to comb my hair”, I go get it cut first break I have.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    There’s a hair worth of difference between those two!

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    jango  3 months ago

    Earl probably spends more time with the hair on his upper lip than the hair on top of his head.

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    trainnut1956  3 months ago

    Well, she spends hours trying to force her hair into being what it once was but never can be again. He spends a few moments accepting reality.

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    Niko S  3 months ago

    Not much you can do with that mop Opal.

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member 3 months ago

    Me too – a buzz cut and an ever-larger bald spot will do that.

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    Watchdog  3 months ago

    Opal could get hair cut like Pops

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    He has less hair than you do, Opal.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Attaboy Earl……..

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    kathleenhicks62  3 months ago

    It sure does not show she always looks the same.

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Yep, we just brush to scratch an itch.

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    bilbrlsn  3 months ago

    Shave Sunday mornings, done for the week.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Life isn’t hair fair.

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    amanbe3  3 months ago

    Five minutes after my shower, I can be dressed and ready to go. Five minutes after my bride showers, she is still running about in her skivvies, which, for me, isn’t altogether a bad thing.

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    ragsarooni  3 months ago

    Ha,ha….good one,earl‼️

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Opal,you need to go to the salon…maybe you will feel better about yourself…

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    Let her use the mirror, Earl. You don’t have much work to do for YOUR hair.

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    Nobody_Important  3 months ago

    My hair gets brushed to get tangles out, twisted up into a bun and I am off to work. Maybe two minutes?

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