Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for August 26, 2024

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    billsplut  4 months ago

    Tom’s quite proud of this joke he’s been using for 3 decades.

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    Bill Thompson  4 months ago

    How is Dinkenstein able to step on consecrated ground?

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    macgyver915  4 months ago

    Showing your age there, billy? LOL…

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    scote1379 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Oh Joy another tell-all book on the remands table !

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    J.J. O'Malley  4 months ago

    Okay, so today is basically a rehash of the Jan. 29, 2024 strip, only this time Dinkelberg appears to be actually giving them away, not charging for them.

    Actually, if these are the kind of books that are going to be immolated In “The Burnings,” I’m all for it.

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    Doctor Toon  4 months ago

    Free is my favorite price

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    sueb1863  4 months ago

    “Harry, the pastor and the head of the church council would like a word with you.”

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 4 months ago

    please make it stop

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    Gent  4 months ago

    So this is reason why them book burnings will begins.

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    Out of the Past  4 months ago

    Oh crap.

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    Cabbage Jack  4 months ago

    Where do I sign up for Team The Burnings?

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    Irish53  4 months ago

    P 4: At least five people tell Dinkle-doosh “….no thanks bud!…I’m good…”

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    FassEddie  4 months ago

    Hasn’t he joined the Choir Eternal yet?

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    lemonbaskt  4 months ago

    wheres the table so he can sign the books thats whats coming up the rest of the week

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    WilliamVollmer  4 months ago

    He’s going to GIVE them a free copy of his book? Will wonders never cease?

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    FassEddie  4 months ago

    And Crankshaft, god bless him, is down at the bar, trying to come to terms with his lost years and that his grandson’s an adult.

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    Surly Squirrel Premium Member 4 months ago

    Welcome to Day One of Batyuk’s latest prestige arc, “The Burnings.” An ultra-serious storyline that will spark discussions on freedom of expression and the role of literature in society. But first, a joke! A joke that Batyuk has run into the ground.

    Never change, Batyuk. LoL

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    Surly Squirrel Premium Member 4 months ago

    Some commenters inquired if Dinkle would appear in “The Burnings.” The answer is an emphatic YES! On Day One! I guess Batyuk wanted to get the Dinkle fans(?) invested in the story early.

    ¯\(ツ)

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    tcayer  4 months ago

    So one day of Ed, and back to FW characters. PLEASE don’t let Dinkle live long enough for Volume 3!

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    tcayer  4 months ago

    His first book was all about his life. This is about his retirement. WHO would actually READ it? A retired band leader who directs church choirs and an Old Folk’s Home band. Riveting.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  4 months ago

    It’ll be all about church organ transplants

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    Is that quare or choir??

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    Charlie Tuba  4 months ago

    …and tuba solos!

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    Stephen M Dallas  4 months ago

    I’m not a spiritual man but suddenly I hope blasphemy is, in fact, real and punished by eternal perdition. Burn, Harry, burn forever.

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    ckeller  4 months ago

    Oh, goody. The least interesting and least funny character in the history of comic strips is back. And that includes the cat from Mutts with the speech impediment.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well of course they are, at least in the good old U.S. of A. these days, because they sure aren’t about God any longer.

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    eced52  4 months ago

    Among other things, hopefully.

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    Argythree  4 months ago

    Who honestly needs to write a two-volume autobiography?

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  4 months ago

    …and cricket pitches are for???

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    Strawberry King  4 months ago

    An autobiography don’t need to be that long. I wouldn’t think so.

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