The first time I was summoned for jury duty, I was served by s Sheriff’s deputy — complete with department car. We had never lived in that county and had bought our first house only two years before. The thought went through my head “Now what did I do?”
well, the clams and their legs have been a gag for years in the strip and I never met a lawyer that could find a reason to sue anybody, follow the ambulance siren
oldthang 3 months ago
Yeah—and you don’t want to mess with ’em!
pschearer Premium Member 3 months ago
Clams got legs AND lawyers. Anything else we should know about them?
jmworacle 3 months ago
Why should this be surprising?
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
Slugs have lawyers, except the oranges’ lawyers demand payment upfront
Lucy Rudy 3 months ago
But pearls are in oysters, not clams.
Imagine 3 months ago
Pearls are all the rage. So is being sued.
Purple People Eater 3 months ago
How many clams will the fine be?
noktar Premium Member 3 months ago
Clam lawyers bar association has woken up now
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
Clams got sealing wax!
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
Why did the oister never share her pearls?
She was very shellfish.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
Shellfish take photos with clam-eras.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
Be prepared for in-clam-ent weather.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
The event led to clam-ity.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
On a clam’s birthday, all the creatures shell-ebrate.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
You need evidence to support a clam.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
If you cross a flower with a clam, you get a clam-atis.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
If you cross a dog and a clam, you get a Clam-ber Spaniel.
donlackie 3 months ago
What clans don’t got is pearls.
Gent 3 months ago
Pearls Before Clams eh. Just be calm when clam claims eh.
BoydAdams 3 months ago
Clams do have a foot…so not too much of a stretch to give them legs….
ChessPirate 3 months ago
Q: What do you call a very small pearl with a very large voice?
A: Minnie Pearl…
(¬_¬)
sandpiper 3 months ago
Tough customer
Robert Williams @ Williams Web Solutions 3 months ago
Hmph, I knew this sounded fishy. Now he’ll swim in Davy Jones Locker.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
B.C. Is going to get a good shell-lacking.
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
What is this world coming too!!!!!
rshive 3 months ago
The first time I was summoned for jury duty, I was served by s Sheriff’s deputy — complete with department car. We had never lived in that county and had bought our first house only two years before. The thought went through my head “Now what did I do?”
djtenltd 3 months ago
Unfortunately, we live in a “SUE YOU, SUE ME” society today.
mindjob 3 months ago
I’d rather be served a steak than papers of any kind
jmohr134 3 months ago
Finally, Mason does a clam gag. Keep ’em coming!
arrseetee 3 months ago
Should read: Oysters have barristers?
[Unnamed Reader - 4c87e2] 3 months ago
And the lawyers are paid with lots of clams…
daisypekin01 3 months ago
nowadays, they have whole companies/groups “supporting” them.
MichaelD Premium Member 3 months ago
Clams got lawyers, and lawyers cost clams.
Holden Awn 3 months ago
He offered her a pearl necklace, and she sued for harassment.
LONNYMARQUEZ 3 months ago
well, the clams and their legs have been a gag for years in the strip and I never met a lawyer that could find a reason to sue anybody, follow the ambulance siren
mistercatworks 3 months ago
They have process servers. The lawyer-clams remain to be seen.
markkahler52 3 months ago
I’m reasonably certain that it’s actually about the warranty…
rwh2 3 months ago
“The clam, esteemed by gourmets highly,
Is said to live the life of Riley;
When you are lolling on a piazza
It’s what you are as happy as a."
The Clam — Ogden Nash
WF11 3 months ago
Is BC being accused of cultural appropriation?
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
I haven’t seen a “Clams got” punchline in half a forever. Sweet.
jermmkay 3 months ago
Small clams court?
Frer Squirrel 3 months ago
Using a kidney stone for jewelry is offensive?
bigbadwolf49 3 months ago
on top of legs clams got knobby knees (check the early strips)