B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 25, 2024

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    oldthang  3 months ago

    Yeah—and you don’t want to mess with ’em!

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    pschearer Premium Member 3 months ago

    Clams got legs AND lawyers. Anything else we should know about them?

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    jmworacle  3 months ago

    Why should this be surprising?

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Slugs have lawyers, except the oranges’ lawyers demand payment upfront

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    Lucy Rudy  3 months ago

    But pearls are in oysters, not clams.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Pearls are all the rage. So is being sued.

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    Purple People Eater  3 months ago

    How many clams will the fine be?

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    noktar Premium Member 3 months ago

    Clam lawyers bar association has woken up now

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    BigDaveGlass  3 months ago

    Clams got sealing wax!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why did the oister never share her pearls?

    She was very shellfish.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Shellfish take photos with clam-eras.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Be prepared for in-clam-ent weather.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    The event led to clam-ity.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    On a clam’s birthday, all the creatures shell-ebrate.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    You need evidence to support a clam.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    If you cross a flower with a clam, you get a clam-atis.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    If you cross a dog and a clam, you get a Clam-ber Spaniel.

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    donlackie  3 months ago

    What clans don’t got is pearls.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Pearls Before Clams eh. Just be calm when clam claims eh.

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    BoydAdams  3 months ago

    Clams do have a foot…so not too much of a stretch to give them legs….

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    Q: What do you call a very small pearl with a very large voice?

    A: Minnie Pearl…

    (¬_¬)

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    Tough customer

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    Robert Williams @ Williams Web Solutions  3 months ago

    Hmph, I knew this sounded fishy. Now he’ll swim in Davy Jones Locker.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    B.C. Is going to get a good shell-lacking.

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    rockyridge1977  3 months ago

    What is this world coming too!!!!!

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    rshive  3 months ago

    The first time I was summoned for jury duty, I was served by s Sheriff’s deputy — complete with department car. We had never lived in that county and had bought our first house only two years before. The thought went through my head “Now what did I do?”

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    djtenltd  3 months ago

    Unfortunately, we live in a “SUE YOU, SUE ME” society today.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    I’d rather be served a steak than papers of any kind

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    jmohr134  3 months ago

    Finally, Mason does a clam gag. Keep ’em coming!

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    arrseetee  3 months ago

    Should read: Oysters have barristers?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 4c87e2]  3 months ago

    And the lawyers are paid with lots of clams…

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    daisypekin01  3 months ago

    nowadays, they have whole companies/groups “supporting” them.

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    MichaelD Premium Member 3 months ago

    Clams got lawyers, and lawyers cost clams.

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    Holden Awn  3 months ago

    He offered her a pearl necklace, and she sued for harassment.

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  3 months ago

    well, the clams and their legs have been a gag for years in the strip and I never met a lawyer that could find a reason to sue anybody, follow the ambulance siren

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    They have process servers. The lawyer-clams remain to be seen.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    I’m reasonably certain that it’s actually about the warranty…

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    rwh2  3 months ago

    “The clam, esteemed by gourmets highly,

    Is said to live the life of Riley;

    When you are lolling on a piazza

    It’s what you are as happy as a."

    The Clam — Ogden Nash

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    WF11  3 months ago

    Is BC being accused of cultural appropriation?

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    I haven’t seen a “Clams got” punchline in half a forever. Sweet.

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    jermmkay  3 months ago

    Small clams court?

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    Frer Squirrel  3 months ago

    Using a kidney stone for jewelry is offensive?

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    bigbadwolf49  3 months ago

    on top of legs clams got knobby knees (check the early strips)

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