I do wish people taking selfies would realize 90% of them need to hold the camera much further away from their faces. And these sports shows where they’re filming themselves from home make me crazy with how close they think they have to be to the phone. Nose hair is not a beautiful thing.
I wear a wide- brimed hat while walking (to keep face/ neck from getting sunburned.) Makes me look 10 years older. Cooler weather can’t come soon enough.
I recall when HDTV was first coming out that a lot of the local anchorcritters were worried about looking awful in hi-def. I guess they got over it…maybe they are using some sort of filter to soften the hi-def, or they just found out that nobody really cares…
sirbadger 16 days ago
You can always use the glasses excuse that you can’t see that close.
oldthang 16 days ago
You might get away with that, Earl; you might not.
Concretionist 16 days ago
I think we all look INTERESTING from that distance. But I have strange taste.
No, I did NOT say I taste strange.
The dude from FL Premium Member 16 days ago
Best reply Earl, you saved your butt!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 16 days ago
Smart man
The Duke 16 days ago
Grandma, what a big nose you have.
Kwen 16 days ago
It reminds me of Gulliver’s Brobdingnag women depiction.
Doug K 16 days ago
You should see what your face (or parts of your face) look like under a microscope.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 16 days ago
With most folks ugly, is ugly! Distance is not the issue!
ꜝ 16 days ago
somehow he’ll still end up being wrong or at fault
juicebruce 16 days ago
Opal just push delete …
Pet 16 days ago
Today on Dogs Of C Kennel “The front facing camera is not kind”.
Seems to be a bit of a theme here at Go Comics, after the long weekend lol! :-))
Carl Premium Member 16 days ago
My eyes don’t focus at two inches.
phritzg Premium Member 16 days ago
Earl wouldn’t say that to her, because he’d rather have his food on a plate instead of in his lap.
ddl297 16 days ago
The last time Earl saw Opal from two inches away, they conceived their only child! lol!
tremaine53 16 days ago
“Why didn’t you TELL me that I look hideous?!?” Soooo many good reasons to NOT answer that question, Earl.
dbrucepm 16 days ago
U. G. L. Y. You ain’t got no alibi, you ugly
chris_o42 15 days ago
Same subject as “Dogs of C Kennel” today. That nasty front facing camera.
jaypem 15 days ago
Move over Solomon, you no longer have the corner on “wise”!
Colonel B 15 days ago
This is the closest this strip has come to admitting intimacy between the two of them.
ANIMAL 15 days ago
no WONDER he’s still alive
gregcomn 15 days ago
FaceTime settings should include image enhancing software as default—doesn’t my phone know how old I am?!
wolfgang73 15 days ago
I wish someone would tell cameramen at sporting events that so they would quit zooming in on people so close. We don’t need to see their nose hairs!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 15 days ago
Attaboy Earl……..
elgrecousa Premium Member 15 days ago
Not strictly true. Hidiousness and distance begin to corelate only after a certain age.
Durak Premium Member 15 days ago
As a matter of fact sweetie, the further away you are the better you look.
sheashea 15 days ago
I do wish people taking selfies would realize 90% of them need to hold the camera much further away from their faces. And these sports shows where they’re filming themselves from home make me crazy with how close they think they have to be to the phone. Nose hair is not a beautiful thing.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 15 days ago
Earl thinks: “Must … not … say … couldn’t see you through the bag.”
lisaegray 15 days ago
I love when a comic actually makes me laugh out loud! lmao!
zeexenon 15 days ago
She just needs to trim her nasal-hair mustache.
Old Bashful 15 days ago
Now that was funny. I seldom laugh at the comics, but this one made me laugh when asked if she thought he had a death wish.
wildlandwaters 15 days ago
good save at the end there, Earl!
Strawberry King 15 days ago
Nice move, Earl. You saved yourself from a horrible slap in the face.
artmer 15 days ago
True dat.
cafed00d Premium Member 15 days ago
I wear a wide- brimed hat while walking (to keep face/ neck from getting sunburned.) Makes me look 10 years older. Cooler weather can’t come soon enough.
Drbarb71 Premium Member 15 days ago
Perfect retort!!
CleverHans Premium Member 15 days ago
I recall when HDTV was first coming out that a lot of the local anchorcritters were worried about looking awful in hi-def. I guess they got over it…maybe they are using some sort of filter to soften the hi-def, or they just found out that nobody really cares…